Here’s a list of things you didn’t know about Francisco Garcia: -He is probably Mexican -Wait, he’s from the Dominican Republic -But he looks Mexican -When he was traded away from the Kings, he cried tears of joy -When he’s guarding Durant, Durant can’t score -He has ice in his veins -But not really, since…
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Patrick Beverley 16 Points/12 Rebounds/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/24/2013)
Patrick Beverley. I know you’re reading this, you know you’re reading this, let’s get that out of the way early. DownToBuck is running a little low on funds and he needs some help from his friends in the NBA. You’re my friend, right, Patrick? Yeah. We’re bros. Just float me a few thousand bucks and…
Read MoreCarlos Delfino 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/16/2013)
Carlos Delfino is one of the few veterans on the young Rockets team. He provides savvy and wisdom that the other players don’t yet possess. Or something. I think that’s how it’s supposed to go, anyway. But he has one gaping flaw in his game that, surprisingly, I haven’t seen other teams use against him….
Read MoreChandler Parsons 29 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)
There is often debate on the internet over a female could play in the WNBA. That discussion has been done to death. What I’m more interested in, is if Chandler “Parsnips” Parsons could play in the WNBA. I think he’d have difficulty getting his shot off against the superior size and athleticism of WNBA defenders….
Read MoreTerrence Jones Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)
What is there to say about Terrence Jones? The dude barely plays. I guess he’s supposed to be a good dunker. Like Terrence Ross, who might be the same player. It’s hard to keep straight. Can this guy stretch the floor a little bit? Who knows. He certainly didn’t show any range tonight. He did…
Read MoreOmer Asik Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2013)
April Fools! I got you good didn’t I? Asik actually only had 4 points on 2 of 10 shooting, with 6 fouls in 20 minutes. I can’t believe how gullible you are! April Fools again! He actually did score 22, and he grabbed 18 rebounds to boot. He even hit a couple of long jumpers,…
Read MoreThomas Robinson Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2013)
Thomas Robinson was supposed to be the most “NBA-ready” player in last year’s draft. I took those people at their word because I don’t pay attention to college basketball, but if history has taught us anything, it’s that the people who are paid a huge amount of money to evaluate basketball talent are totally unsuited…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2013)
There are a lot of corny catchphrases that basketball commentators use. “Mouse in the House”. “Onions, baby onions”. “If you don’t like that you don’t like NBA basketball”. Most of the time these phrases are just annoying. Especially if they’re repeated more than once a game. So it is with that said, that I nominate…
Read MoreCarlos Delfino 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/09/2013)
It’s a tragedy. Carlos Delfino is not even the most handsome man on his team. In the past, Delfino had only to compete with the likes of John Salmons and Tayshaun Prince for that title, a battle which he won convincingly and often. But this new kid Parsons, who does he think he is? With…
Read MoreChandler Parsons Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2013)
I like to criticize the ability of NBA scouts. Not like I could do any better, but you’d think that people who get paid exclusively to analyze basketball talent could do a little better job. Take Chandler Parsons for instance. This dude was selected in the second round. Why was that? Are they totally incapable…
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