Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute Just sit and watch I’ll tell you how aliens replaced Ish Smith with Steve Nash Southern Wisconsin born and raised On the internet was where I spent most of my days Posting YouTube highlights…
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Ish Smith 17 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (11/20/2015)
More god damn Ish Smith highlights. I am now one-hundred percent convinced that aliens abducted Ish Smith and Steve Nash, took all the basketball skills out of Nash and put them into Smith, and sent them both back to Earth so that the Pelicans could make the playoffs and Ish could be an All-Star. It’s…
Read MoreIsh Smith 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
I don’t want to make any more Ish Smith highlights. You don’t want to watch any more Ish Smith highlights. So how did we get into the scenario where both you and I consume/create Ish Smith highlights against our will? I have a very comprehensive theory for what could (I say could, but I feel…
Read MoreIsh Smith 17 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (11/10/2015)
MORE Ish Smith highlights? I thought with Jrue Holiday coming back that we wouldn’t see much more of this guy, hell, I thought that recent-signee Jimmer Fredette might take some of his minutes even. I guess not. The Pelicans need a back-up PG who isn’t just a small SG. So who cares if Ish pounds…
Read MoreIsh Smith 17 Points/9 Assists Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (10/27/2015)
Ish Smith sat with his agent in a bland conference room. They were at the Pelicans’ front office, trying to get Ish a job. As the business guys droned on about salary this and cap that, Ish wondered idly how many assists he would have to average before teams would start wine-and-dining him. Maybe ten….
Read MoreIsh Smith Career High 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2015)
Both Kevin Durant and DeMarcus Cousins have called Ish Smith the fastest player in the league. Eager for some sweet tidbits like those, I interviewed a few NBA players to get their own thoughts on Ishy Azalea. John Wall: “I’m faster.” Jerami Grant: “He gave me some tips for pleasing my girl. A true homie…
Read MoreIsh Smith 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2015)
There’s something about the 76ers where any point guard who goes there can put up numbers. Michael Carter-Williams is the most obvious beneficiary; he won rookie of the year entirely because of the sick numbers he was able to amass while his team bottomed out. Let’s look at some other Sixer PG’s: Ish Smith: You’d…
Read MoreIsh Smith Career High 19 Points/Career High 9 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2015)
Ah yes, the fabled “career-high in career-highs”. The most storied of all basketball accomplishments. A performance so far out of the norm, that all one can do is gaze with childlike awe at the expertly compiled highlight package. No surprise that Ish “Dish” Smith achieved this accolade while a member of the 76ers, a team…
Read MoreIsh Smith Career High 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2014)
Ish Smith sat serenely in the sand, letting the desert sun warm his cool body. Here, he could attain peace of mind and equilibrium of body, with nothing but the sky to keep him company. The peyote was taking effect. Behind his eyes, colorful visions intertwined, slowly coalescing into recognizable shapes and forms. Ish could…
Read MoreIsh Smith 8 Points/8 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/4/2014)
Why would Ishmael “Ish” Smith contract his name in the way he has? Does he not know that the word “ish” is a polite form of the word “shit”? Here’s some example usages: “Imma smoke that dank ish errday.” “Cut that ish out you blithering moron.” “Ish Smith is the most ripped PG in the…
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