Larry Nance Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

New idea for timeout entertainment during Cavaliers games at the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse: The Nance Cam! That’s it. That’s the extent of my idea. It’s basically the “Dance Cam”, a concept which is so popular that I’m not aware of any professional team (in any sport) that doesn’t use it, but it’s Larry Nance Jr.-themed….

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Larry Nance Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

Man, ever since he left the Lakers, it’s like pulling teeth to get people excited for Larry Nance Jr. Even with the Lakers, the hype for him was surprisingly low considering that he was on the Lakers (which is usually all you have to get hyped to the moon and beyond) and he could dunk…

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Larry Nance Jr. 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

Despite this video acting as conclusive proof that Larry Nance Jr. is a better passer than Collin Sexton will ever be (ever), I predict that its view count will be rather low. And if people knew how lame the assists in it were, the views would be lower still. I was worried that all of…

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Larry Nance Jr. Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

I would like to reiterate my astonishment that Larry Nance Jr., who isn’t even that bad of an offensive player, only has a career-high of 23 points. It just doesn’t seem possible that this dude, who can score in a bunch of different ways and has been in the league for half a decade now,…

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Larry Nance Jr. 18 Points/5 Dunks/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

The Cavaliers aren’t exactly a free-agent destination right now. Similarly, any player who finds out they’re getting traded there is probably rolling their eyes. Who would want to play with a motley crew of role players (Larry Nance, Tristan Thompson, Cedi Osman), plus one world-class chucker (Colin Sexton) plus one discontented former star (Kevin Love)?…

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Larry Nance Jr. 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Add Larry Nance Jr. to the list of players who have totally and utterly dominated Zion Williamson. The list grows longer by the game, despite ESPN attempting to tell you that Williamson is the only player worth caring about in the league right now. Nance almost had a triple-double in this one. 17 points, 11…

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Larry Nance Jr. Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2020)

Again I am going to register my surprise that Larry Nance Jr.’s career high is only 22 points. It doesn’t even seem possible that Nance, who is not even close to being the most hopeless scorer in the NBA, and is currently in his fifth season, would have a career high that was so low….

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Larry Nance Jr. 16 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2020)

This video was made speculatively, with yours truly speculating that Larry Nance Jr. would have such an outrageous display have acrobatic dunkage that this video’s very existence would raise sales of BoingVert by 200%. Do they even sell BoingVert anymore? It doesn’t matter, because this video, while it does contain some dunkage, does not contain…

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Larry Nance Jr. 18 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)

I think we can now say, almost twenty games into the season, that Larry Nance Jr. has OFFICIALLY added a three-pointer to his game. It’s not just something he shoots once in a while that sometimes goes in. He shoots them multiple times per game at a 39% clip. He’s not high-volume or anything, but…

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Larry Nance Jr. 20 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2019)

Larry Nance Jr. is one of those players who just escapes my notice most of the time. He escapes the notice of most people now that he’s not on the Lakers, but for me it’s for a different reason other than that he’s not in the biggest NBA market anymore. The deal with him is…

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