Luc’s Advice – DownToBuck

Nerlens Noel All 152 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)

Nerlens Noel tentatively approached his teammate at the back of the team plane. “Carl, can I talk to you about girls?” he asked quietly, not wanting to disturb the other members of the 76ers, most of whom were asleep. Carl Landry took off his headphones and closed his laptop. “Yeah, dude, of course. That’s why…

Jerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)

Jerami Grant frantically dialed the number of his former teammate, Luc Richard Mbah a Moute. “Luc, we got issues over here in Philly.” Luc laughed. “Yeah, I’ll say. Oh-and-seventeen, that’s not so good.” “I don’t even care about that right now,” Jerami replied. “The locker room is imploding as we speak. You gotta calm things…

Nerlens Noel 18 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2015)

Nerlens Noel stood outside the bedroom. Inside, his lover was awaiting. He thought about all the advice that Luc Richard Mbah a Moute had given him, tried to recall it to the forefront of his mind, now, when he needed it the most. “Where are you, Luc?” Nerlens whispered in the dimmed hallway. But his…

Nerlens Noel All 118 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)

“Bae, I thought you knew what you were doing!” whined Nerlens Noel’s girlfriend, Moniqua, who was lying naked next to a similarly-naked and similarly-frustrated Nerlens. “So did I,” he mumbled through gritted teeth. “But girls don’t come with instructions.” Moniqua sighed. “I told you bae, it goes down there right between my legs.” Nerlens ignored…

Nerlens Noel Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2015)

Nerlens Noel awkwardly shuffled to the other end of the locker room, hiding his hands behind his back. “Hey, Luc, some of the other guys said you give real good advice.” Luc Richard Mbah a Moute looked up from his phone, which was displaying the latest Cameroonian news. Grinning, he answered, “I just want to…

Robert Covington 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2015)

Robert Covington sat down next to his Cameroonian teammate. “Luc, we need to have a chat.” The look of alarm in Luc Richard Mbah a Moute’s face was not well-hidden. “Yeah, sure. What’s on your mind?” “You can’t keep giving bad sexual advice to these rookies, man. They don’t know any better. They trust you.”…

Jerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2015)

Jerami Grant sat on the bench as he watched his teammates take on the Cleveland Cavaliers. He liked the playing time he was receiving lately, but sometimes it was just better to relax a bit on the sideline and appreciate the game for what it was. Luc Richard Mbah a Moute subbed out. Walking over…

JaKarr Sampson 13 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2015)

The locker room was a jubilant place after a blowout win over the Pistons. There was much laughter as the assorted Sixers discussed their plans for the evening. However, to the side, JaKarr Sampson sat silently, looking down at his lap. “Hey rook, what’s bugging you?” asked Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, noticing that the…

K.J. McDaniels 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2015)

KJ McDaniels made his way to the back of the team plane, where Luc Mbah a Moute sat in a row by himself, reading an ebook. He took a seat next to his teammate, and then looked at him expectantly. Luc had noticed KJ’s approach, and determined that it was not his own responsibility to…

Jerami Grant 12 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2015)

“Luc, we got a problem, man.” Luc Richard Mbah a Moute looked up from tying his shoes. “What are you talking about?” Jerami looked sternly at his veteran teammate. “You remember that sex advice you gave me a few days ago?” Luc, who gave a lot of advice to everybody on the team, didn’t specifically…