Every time I make a video for Kelly “The Klynyk” Olynyk, I can’t seem to stop myself from dwelling on his hairstyle in the description. But I do have to say this: Kelly, dude, if you insist on keep your hair an awkward length like yours, it’s really smart to keep it tied up in…
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Dwyane Wade 25 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
I couple of weeks ago some weird stuff went down at my place, and now I think I know who the culprit was. Basically, one night at the beginning of the February, I was just chilling in my apartment, making highlights while eating microwaveable foods (which are the only kind of foods I have in…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 28 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)
Walking into the Miami-area record store, Kelly Olynyk’s eyes had to quickly adjust from the bright sunlight of the outdoors to the cool dimness of the shop. After sharing a nod with the proprietor, a young, but prematurely graying man who was behind the counter cataloging vinyl records, Kelly walked over to the vast shelves…
Read MoreDion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)
Honest question: can Dion Waiters even dunk anymore? A cursory look at basketball-reference says that he hasn’t even attempted a single dunk this season. That, by itself, doesn’t mean that he necessarily CAN’T. But it’s not a good sign, just like him only dunking three times last season isn’t a good sign. But at least…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 22 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2019)
Here’s my question: are the Heat so committed to the “Justise Winslow at point guard” experiment that they’ll continue to utilize it when Goran Dragic comes back? Or will they revert Winslow back to a point-forward secondary ball handler role like James Johnson has been for the past couple seasons (but not this one because…
Read MoreDion Waiters 24 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2019)
If this was two years ago, there’s no doubt that Dion Waiters would’ve made his game-winning fading/leaning three-point attempt to beat the Warriors. He was a wizard (a figurative one, not a literal Washington one) back then; when he took a clutch shot, you knew it was going down. There was an aura about him…
Read MoreDwyane Wade 22 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)
Dwyane Wade isn’t even that old. He’s only just turned 37; it’s not like he’s out there Dirking it up, barely able to move. He can still do things on the court. 14 points per game is a totally legitimate amount of points to be scoring. What I’m trying to get at here, is that…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 21 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)
How mad do you think Hassan Whiteside gets when he gets benched by Spoelstra even when playing well and then has to watch Kelly Olynyk run around and be the softest player in the league? Really mad? Overwhelmingly mad? Not mad at all? I’m going to go with “mad as heck” on this one. He’s…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
The last time that Wayne Ellington played more than ten minutes in a game was December 12th. Over a month and a half ago. In the four games before this one, he was a healthy DNP. I don’t normally pretend to think that I know more than NBA coaches, since they’re the ones that watch…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 27 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
After conducting an exhaustive, meticulous, frame-by-frame analysis of this video, I am confident in stating these things about Justise Winslow: -He is a big bowl of Bustaroni and Cheese -His name should be Bustise Winslow -His name could also be Justise Inslo because he has no W’s -He should be the bust man at my…
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