Is anyone else getting Stephen Curry vibes from Zach LaVine? Before you crucify me, I just mean in terms of shot smoothness. The way Zach puts it up effortlessly from anywhere is Curry-esque, is what I am saying. That’s all. I’m not implying that he’s a future MVP candidate or anything, geez. Just calm down….
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Gorgui Dieng 21 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
“Dear diary, Today my teammates played a very cruel trick on me. We were in the locker room after we lost to the Raptors. I had personally done well in the game, so my teammates had all gathered around me, telling me about how I had made Jonas Valanciunas look foolish trying to defend me….
Read MoreTyus Jones 9 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
You might think that 9 points isn’t enough when it comes to highlight-making. That my time would be better spent showcasing players who at least scored in double figures. Well, I think that YOUR time would be better spent by getting on your knees and sucking. So there. This is Tyus Jones we’re talking about….
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
This is like a Shabazz Muhammad throwback video right here. I don’t know if you can technically have a “throwback” to something that was only two years ago but if you can, this video qualifies. Much of this video is The Bazzed God turning to his old standby move, the lefty hook from eight to…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 9 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
Supposedly the Bucks were trying to acquire Ricky Rubio during the lead-up to the trade deadline. That would’ve been fine by me, I’m used to PGs who can’t shoot by this point, and at least Ricky can actually pass (how Milwaukee managed to get one who can do neither is a total mystery). The only…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 24 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2016)
Andrew woke up from his dream with a start. He looked around for any sign of the bus that was supposed to take him away from the camp. Finding that he was still lying in his bunk, he relaxed a little bit. Only a little bit, though. The potent smell of marijuana was still very…
Read MoreZach LaVine 22 Points/0 Free-Throw-Line Dunks Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
You can argue the merits of both finalists in this year’s dunk contest. Zach LaVine, Aaron Gordon, they were both good to me, they both threw down some great dunks, maybe someone else should have won, blah blah blah, who cares. It’s over now. There are more pressing matters to discuss. For example: what ancient…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns 35 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
Have you ever been so hyped that you passed out for a little bit? I saw Karl-Anthony Towns had 35 points, and I immediately started getting really hyped. Like, really really. I tried to stand up to go tell the how Latina chick in the apartment above mine about what happened because, you know, she…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns 19 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
Take a moment to realize how lucky you are that you have the privilege to watch Karl-Anthony Towns’ ENTIRE career, from start to finish. The whole thing, from his NBA debut to his tearful final game, from rookie to polished superstar. Every game, every bucket, every dunk, able to be viewed with your own two…
Read MoreGorgui Dieng 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
“Dear Diary, Today, the unimaginable happened. To preface this account, I must stress that I am very careful to check the weather forecast many times per day. If there is even a wisp of cloud floating in the sky, I will double-check to ensure that none of the cursed white sand will fall from the…
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