Mirza Teletovic – Page 2

Mirza Teletovic 30 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2016)

Man, I wish the Bucks had pulled the trigger on some sort of deal for Mirza Teletovic. There were rumors, so this isn’t just me freaking out because the Bucks suck and Mirza keeps putting up good games. If I was the GM, I would’ve given the Suns anyone whose name wasn’t Giannis, Jabari, Khris,…

Mirza Teletovic 25 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

Mirza Teletovic didn’t sign up for this. When he joined the Suns, he was expecting to at least challenge for a playoff spot. Instead, he gets to spend a prime year of his career on a team that is imploding. What a ripoff. There should be provision in place in the CBA where if the…

Mirza Teletovic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)

There is a very white, very stretchy power forward battle going on in Phoenix right now. A power forward battle in which Markieff Morris is not included, for he is not white enough. The battle I talk about occurs between Jon Leuer, who is white and from Minnesota, and Mirza Teletovic, who is white and…

Mirza Teletovic 20 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (12/7/2015)

Suns fans were, justifiably, not very pleased with Mirza Teletovic’s play to start the season. Even after considering that, just a few months previous, his lungs were filled to the brim with little clotty things, he wasn’t performing at a level that earned him any minutes at all. Lucky for him, then, that Markieff Morris…

Mirza Teletovic 18 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2015)

I’m not a lipreader. Not a professional one, anyway. I do my best, but I’m having a hard time figuring out what Mirza Teletovic is saying around 0:30 of this video. I’ve narrowed it down to a few options: “Plucking Chick” – I don’t know what chickens have to do with basketball. “Sucking Clit” –…

Mirza Teletovic 20 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2015)

Which version of Mirza Teletovic did the Suns think they were getting when they plucked him from Brooklyn? A. The one who is a multidimensional space mercenary, fighting under the banner of King Hyperiarch. B. The one who shoots lots of threes while blood clots inhabit every nook and cranny of his lungs. C. The…

Mirza Teletovic 15 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)

Another day, another case of a player who I definitely thought had turned the corner on their career. Mirza Teletovic looked good two years ago with the Nets, I thought. I know last year wasn’t his best, but man, if I had blood clots in my lung, you know what I would be doing? Crying…

Mirza Teletovic 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2014)

The Nets are broken again. Only one offseason removed from advancing to the second round of the playoffs, they look like the same old Nets as before. I blame, in descending order: Jason Kidd, Brook Lopez, Deron Williams, and Jerome Jordan. Notice the absence of Mirza Teletovic in that list. That’s because he’s been pretty…

Mirza Teletovic 18 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2014)

Mirza Teletovic has always been, and always will be, a merciless three point gunner. I know it’s early in the season, but 9 threes attempted per 36 is totally plantains. Plus he’s making 46% of those attempts. He won’t keep it up, but if he did, we could wave Stephen Curry’s record goodbye after a…

Mirza Teletovic All 136 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Three-ilation)

Let’s play a game! Out of all of Mirza Teletovic’s three-point field goals this season, how many were unassisted? I’ll give you a minute to ponder. Okay, enough pondering! If your answer was anything but “four”, you’re wrong and stupid and no longer allowed to watch my videos, because “four” is the correct answer. I…