What a fortunate year for Shvedophiles! Alexey started off the year with the 76ers, one of the few times bad enough for him to find a significant role. He even had some good games amidst the tanking sadness! Then, he gets traded to the Rockets! A perfect opportunity to witness from the bench how a…
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Alexey Shved 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
Alexey excitedly punched the familiar number into his phone and waited with a big smile as it rang. After much ringing, it was answered. “Hi Shabazz! This is Alexey!” he greeted to his best friend Shabazz Muhammad. “Oh hey man what’s up, you actually kinda got me at a bad time, I really can’t talk…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
The Knicks have now won two games in a row, a happening that ranks way up there for most improbable this season. I honestly didn’t think they had more than a single win left in them. You’re watching this video, so you know how bad New York’s roster is. Just looking at it makes me…
Read MoreLou Amundson 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/27/2015)
Such is the state of the Knicks roster that Lou Amundson not only gets to play more than spot minutes, but he actually gets to start. This is only the second team where he’s gotten at least one start (he started seven for the Warriors in 2011), and it’s not just one start, but perhaps…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 25 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)
Is this what Andrea Bargnani played like when he was with Toronto? Minus the rebounds, of course. I don’t exactly remember, it was so long ago, it seems like all I have ever known is the bad version of Bargnani. This is undoubtedly the version of Bargs that the Knicks thought they were getting (again,…
Read MoreAndrea Bargnani 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Andrea Bargnani’s failings as a Knick have been well documented, but for those who may not be aware of them, I will list some of them here: – Knicks gave up a laughable amount of stuff for him in a trade, so even though he already was kind of done fans had unrealistic expectations of…
Read MoreLangston Galloway 19 Points/1 Half-Court Shot Full Highlights (2/20/2015)
This is the perfect opportunity to get on my soapbox. Since it is a larger soapbox, with a wider audience, than most people are allowed, I should take advantage of it more often than I do. Attention NBA players: if you protect your stats by failing to shoot half-court shots at the buzzer, be it…
Read MoreJason Smith 25 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2015)
In a previous description I stated that Andrea Bargnani was better than Jason Smith. I would like to issue a retraction for that little nugget of misguided garbage. This Jason Smith dude just put together a game that would give prime Raptors Bargnani a hardon if Bargnani hadn’t already been made impotent by the spermicidal…
Read MoreShane Larkin 11 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/7/2015)
It is well-known that Amar’e Stoudemire is now taking red wine baths to cure the variety of ills that menace his worn-down body. Maybe it works, or maybe there’s some “therapist” somewhere who is making mad bank selling this “treatment” to superstitious rich people. Whatever the case may be, I have devised a special “bath”…
Read MoreLou Amundson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2015)
Finally. FINALLY. Lou Amundson has been in the league forever, he’s been kicking around the whole time I’ve been making highlights, yet he’s never had a good scoring game (apparently I missed it when he scored 21 points, DAMMIT). I could feel this coming. The Knicks have been starting him for a few games now,…
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