Omri Casspi – Page 2

Omri Casspi 17 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2015)

With Sim Bhullar being signed to a 10-day by the Kings, thus becoming a teammate of Omri Casspi, I thought now would be the good time to examine the relationship between India and Israel. And then I thought, “Am I really crazy enough to write anything even tangentially relating to Israeli politics?”, and I responded…

Omri Casspi 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/16/2015)

Do the Kings commentators never shut up about “confidence”? They say that word whenever Nik Stauskas makes a shot, and now they say it whenever Omri Casspi hits a three. Is it a rule that every time a role-player hits a jumpshot, it builds their confidence? Omri’s been hitting threes for his whole NBA career….

Omri Casspi 16 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2014)

Sometimes I wish I could be as surprised by the contents of highlight videos as you guys all are. Each new vid is like a Christmas present waiting to be opened; who knows what delights could be inside? You could end up with a PS4 (or Xbone (or gaming PC)) or another damned fruitcake. That’s…

Omri Casspi 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2014)

Omri Casspi was a pretty good role-player as a rookie for the Kings, back in 2009. Then, betraying the usual development cycle for young players, he got worse almost every year afterwards, especially after leaving Sacramento for Cleveland. He was bad enough in Houston that he earned the nickname “Asspi” from disappointed fans. Now he’s…

Omri Casspi 13 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2014)

There are a lot of things going on in Israel right now (other than basketball). I’m pretty sure that’s where rival highlight maker Dawk Ins lives, so he keeps the place busy. Palestinians, as always, are a point of contention, as is Israel’s right to statehood. The are arguments from both sides on whether Israel…

Omri Casspi 16 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2014)

Omri “The Omriscient One” Casspi did not have the greatest month of February ever. In a month where 5 players averaged 30 or above, Casspi averaged around 4. (I say around because my new keyboard has no calculator button and I can’t be arsed to dick around in the start menu to find the actual…

Omri Casspi 20 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2014)

Omri Casspi is from Israel. That means there are, in theory, tons of possible avenues for funny descriptions. ZOG conspiracy theories, yarmulke mishaps, pork. These concepts are all ripe for hilarity. But no. I can’t stereotype Jews for fear of being crucified (whoops). Never mind that I stereotype black people ALL THE TIME. And white…

Omri Casspi 15 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2014)

One of these days Omri Casspi is gonna go off for like 30 points. Even 20 would be cool. Just park him on the three point line and tell him to chuck like crazy. Harden gets to do it. Why not Casspi? And why start Donatas when you can start Casspi, who is better and…

Omri Casspi 15 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2013)

Omri Casspi has had a disappointing season so far for the Rockets. They badly needed a replacement for the now-departed Carlos Delfino, and Casspi passed the eye test. He’s foreign, he doesn’t shave often enough, and he can shoot threes. But if you’re gonna follow in the footsteps of the great Delfino, you’re gonna need…

Omri Casspi 13 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2013)

OFFICIAL ISRAELI NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS: 1. Omri Casspi 2. Gal Mekel 3. Amar’e Stoudemire Looking back at all of my power rankings, I think this might be the first one that could be considered “accurate”. There is no joke here. I’m not trying to be funny. Omri Casspi is objectively better than Gel Mekel….