A dedicated viewer of this channel might notice something strange: after 11 Okafor highlights, 10 Towns highlights, and 2(???) JaMychal Green highlights, this is only my second Nikola Vucevic video! I’m not racist or anything, in case that’s what you were thinking. I love Montenegro and its denizens. Montenegro and DTB are bros for life….
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Mario Hezonja 12 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
Scott Skiles hates rookies. This is a known fact. He had certified beast Tobias Harris as a rookie on the Bucks, and he didn’t play him at all. There are other instances of Skiles’ rookie-despising tendencies, but I’m too lazy/mad about Tobes to look them up. You’ll have to trust me on this one. So…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 14 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)
Scott Skiles is one weird coach. I’m not complaining or anything, but it seems odd that he would just suddenly give Andrew Nicholson minutes after he (Andrew) was buried on the bench for so long. Vucevic really pissing Skiles off with his “never play defense” strategy is the only explanation I can come up with….
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)
Andrew Nicholson: the next Donatas Motiejunas? Let’s run down the checklist. Post moves? Check. Counter moves? Check. Three pointers? Check. Lithuanian? Better: AMERICAN! Plays next to an inferior center of the opposite skin color? Check. Has “Captain Hook” nickname: He does now! Check. Benched for no reason for way too long? Check. Burned down an…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 12 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (11/29/2015)
Aaron Gordon is still in that stage of player development known as “The one where DownToBuck makes highlights if the player shows anything at all”. This is not a good stage of player development. Put another way: I wouldn’t even think to do highlights of Karl-Anthony Towns if he scored a mere 12 points. It…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2015)
I’ve been hyped for Andrew Nicholson for a long time. Pretty much since he’s been in the league. He has the most underrated post moves in the league, for sure. So smooth. Buttery would be an appropriate adjective for both them and my famous mac and cheese. He’s a major reason why I think the…
Read MoreElfrid Payton 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2015)
There is a new civic engineering crisis in America. It is all of our duties to spread news of this impending disaster. Elfrid Payton’s hair looks like it’s going to collapse in on itself at any moment. It dangles precariously from the top of his head, one sudden move from total loss of structural integrity….
Read MoreEvan Fournier 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (11/18/2015)
Mario Hezonja held the explosive-rigged gift basket up to Evan Fournier’s car window, unaware that the bomb’s timer would go off in thirty seconds or so. “You forgot your gift basket, Evan!” “It was a gift!” Evan said, trying to keep the panic from his voice. “You keep it! That’s the point of a gift!…
Read MoreShabazz Napier Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2015)
Shabazz “LeBron’s Birthday Present” Napier is on the Magic now? Okay. I guess I kind of knew he wasn’t on the Heat anymore. Why would he be, since he failed in what was his only task: keeping LeBron in Miami. That kind of failure doesn’t wash off easily. Imagine being known as “the dude who…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 11 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2015)
Mario Hezonja is the perfect role model for teens who need somebody to look up to. I’m not talking about Croatian teens, although I guess they could look up to him too if they really wanted. What I’m talking about here is kids with bad acne. Hezonja is proof positive that even if you have…
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