This video is purely exploratory, an attempt to determine how many people, if any, will watch a Richaun Holmes video. If you actually were to watch this video, you would see nothing but random clips I pulled from the Sixers-Knicks game. The point is not to actually display Richaun Holmes scoring eleven points (the box…
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Jerami Grant 18 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)
Jerami Grant frantically dialed the number of his former teammate, Luc Richard Mbah a Moute. “Luc, we got issues over here in Philly.” Luc laughed. “Yeah, I’ll say. Oh-and-seventeen, that’s not so good.” “I don’t even care about that right now,” Jerami replied. “The locker room is imploding as we speak. You gotta calm things…
Read MoreIsaiah Canaan 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2015)
The Sixers have a bit of duality going on at the point guard position. Their two viable starters are polar opposites: Isaiah Canaan: Can score. Can’t pass. Is black. T.J. McConnell: Can’t score. Can pass. Is white. If you combined those two, you would get a mulatto Chris Paul. Since the 76ers are so bad,…
Read MoreRobert Covington Career High 28 Points/8 Steals Full Highlights (11/27/2015)
Story of the 76ers season: at the end of tonight’s game against the Rockets the commentator says “Another heartbreaking loss!” as the camera cuts to a shot of a smirking Isaiah Canaan. Not so heartbreaking, is it? Really makes one think… Alright, I’m done with the conspiracy theories. Lets talk about the concrete, the observable,…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/25/2015)
I’m starting to really feel for Philly fans. I get that they’re going to be good in the future (at least, that’s the plan), but damn, how much fun could it possibly be watching your team lose night after night with no reprieve. It’ll take a couple chips to undo the amount of bad will…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 25 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2015)
Jahlil Okafor just kind of turned Karl-Anthony Towns into his own personal bitch tonight, didn’t he? Do I sense a sweet description incoming? Yeah, nah. Don’t really feel like writing any vaguely homoerotic domination stuff right now. These highlights speak for themselves, anyway. I don’t want to overreact, but this right here is the reason…
Read MoreIsaiah Canaan 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2015)
Ouch. Another 76ers loss. Gotta feel for the fans there, except oh yeah that was the outcome they were rooting for tonight. Trust the process, man. Is there such a thing as tanking too hard? Probably not, but if there was, Philly would definitely qualify. The best thing that can be said for them is…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 15 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2015)
Good news everybody! It turns out that we can continue using my carefully crafted “nikname” for Nik Stauskas: “Nik Sucksass”! I was a little hasty in judging the nickname to not be applicable to Nik anymore. That little run of good games that he had got me too excited, thinking that he would become a…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 16 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)
T.J. McConnell is getting too close to basketball immortality. In only about 20 more minutes of game-time, if he manages to keep up his pace, he will challenge Luke Walton’s single season record of 364 minutes played without a single free-throw attempt. It’s taken some serious dedication on the part of McConnell, as he duteously…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/16/2015)
It’s a little early in the season to be handing out accolades, but I feel this one has already been won. This year’s “Nate Wolters Award for Excellence in the Face of Being a Second Round Pick Forced Into a Bad Situation Because of Injuries” award goes to: T.J. McConnell! Following in the footsteps of…
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