Kyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2015)

Allen Iverson and Kyle Korver were teammates back in the old days before dress codes and advanced statistics. Young Korver was just a rookie, eager to be tutored by one of the greatest scorers in the game. Sharpen your pencils, kiddos, it’s quiz time! How much of the future All-Star Kyle Korver’s All-Stariness can we…

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Otto Porter 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/3/2015)

Here’s a quick quiz for you. Leave your answer in the comments. No peeking at the answer sheet! Remember, if you get it wrong, I have the power to delete your YouTube account. What percentage of Otto Porter’s bustitude can be explained by Randy Wittman’s incompetence? a) 100 percent b) 50 percent c) 0 percent…

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K.J. McDaniels 21 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2014)

Pop quiz time (I hope you studied). On this quiz, there’s just one question, so it shouldn’t be too hard unless you’re a moron. Question 1: How Much of a Beast is K.J. McDaniels? a.) Not much of a beast at all b.) He only looks like a beast because everybody else on his team…

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John Henson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)

If you’re the Bucks, and Ersan Ilyasova is out for the rest of the season with a made-up injury, who do you start at the power forward position? A.) Jeff Adrien B.) Khris Middleton C.) John “Gumby” Henson Most of us would answer C and laugh off the other two answers. John Henson is young,…

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DeMarre Carroll 17 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2013)

I’m in the process of writing the Final for this semester’s class. I hope you guys all have been paying attention and taking good notes, because this one’s gonna be a doozy. All short answer, plus one or two essay questions. None of that multiple choice crap. Plus its closed-book, so no cheap Google help…

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Bradley Beal Career High 34 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/10/2013)

Pop quiz time! First question: Bradley Beal is a: a.) Bust Man b.) Beast Man c.) Best Man d.) Blest Man If you answered B, you’re correct. If you answered C or D, well, you’re kind a correct but obviously the truly right answer was B. And if you answered A than you should consider…

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Jimmer Fredette 14 Points/1 Four-Pointer Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

Jimmer Fredette has 12 points at the half. If you are Kings coach Keith Smart, what do you do: A. Reward him for his spirited performance by giving him plenty of minutes in the second half. B. Punish him for taking that Jimmer-range three by not playing him until garbage time. C. Use your smartphone…

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Monta Ellis 39 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/17/2013)

QUICK QUIZ: which of these things does Monta Ellis have? a.) Oral Herpes b.) A college diploma c.) It All d.) $wag Answer B is clearly incorrect, as Ellis came to the NBA straight out of high school. Answer A is plausible, given the volcanic appearance of his face, but unsubstantiated at this point. Answer…

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John Wall 21 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2013)

Quick quiz: out of the top six picks in the 2010 draft, which one is NOT a bust? a) John Wall b) Evan Turner c) Derrick Favors d) Wesley Johnson e) DeMarcus Cousins f) Ekpe Udoh g) None of the above – they are all huge busts If you answered (g), I don’t blame you….

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Kyrie Irving 40 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2013)

Pop Quiz time: Which of the following is true? A.) Kyrie Irving is a total beast B.) Kyrie Irving is a surefire all-star this year C.) A team with Lebron and Kyrie would infinty-peat until the universe dies, and then keep doing it anyway because they are so unstoppable D.) All of the above If…

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