Isaiah Thomas is short. Of course to you or me he would look like a normal sized person in real life. But on an NBA court he looks like a midget. Plays like one too. Faster than everyone else and surprisingly adept at finishing because he disappears among people’s legs. And now he gives hope…
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Derrick Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2014)
When I was watching this game, it almost felt like Derrick Williams was playing up to the potential that he seemed to show in college. It was the most glorious feeling ever. For once in my life, I was overcome not by negative emotions like hate and anger, but instead, by happiness and optimism. For…
Read MoreMarcus Thornton 27 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2014)
Marcus Thornton has been wildly inconsistent this year. With the Kings he had a 42 point outburst bookended by streaks of horrible games. And he hasn’t done much better with the Nets, alternating between good games like this and games where he scores under five. He’s always been a streaky shooter, so I guess this…
Read MoreDeMarcus Cousins 28 Points/20 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/9/2014)
For the first time in a long time, the Kings appear to have a core they can build around: Cousins, Gay, and Thomas. These players all have deficiencies, but it’s a start. Cousins in particular is a big question mark. He kinda looks like this: ?. Does he contain within him the discipline necessary not…
Read MoreIsaiah Thomas 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
People always like to rag on teams for passing on players in the draft. “Oh look at all those teams who passed on Drummond what an obvious pick so much potential I should be a GM.” This usually happens when the team they are a fan of made the pick in question or was later…
Read MoreJason Thompson 17 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2014)
Jason Thompson is the longest-tenured player on the Kings. In a sense, that makes him the “franchise player”, and thus, it’s his fault that the Kings never end up with more than thirty wins. I bet it drives him crazy that they are constantly bringing in players to take his minutes, yet never have the…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 26 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/28/2014)
“Damn, where’s D’Will? He certainly would want to go clubbing with us if he only knew of our intentions,” Reggie Evans said, looking around for signs of his teammate, then down at his phone. “My texts aren’t going through. He must have changed his number. Who wants to go look for him?” The assembled teammates…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette Career High 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2014)
With this sick performance against the Knicks, Jimmer Fredette has shown that he should receive more minutes or should be traded somewhere where they will give him those minutes. Did you see those threes? Some of those were frickin’ deep! Hell I think he shot one of those from Kolob. I think I read somewhere…
Read MoreBen McLemore 18 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2014)
Last year, there was a quote from a college scout which described Ben McLemore’s shooting as video-game-esque. I don’t know about you, but if Ben’s playing style was anything like how I play video games, he would be scoring 60 PPG on 44% shooting. Chris Smoove is a popular 2K youtuber, but he tries too…
Read MoreMarcus Thornton Career High 42 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/24/2014)
Marcus Thornton has had a rough stretch of games lately. Like, really rough. Sandpaper-like. He managed a 12 point game early in the month and was promptly rewarded with a spot in the starting lineup. He then proceeded to average around 4 points while playing 25-ish minutes a contest over the next 9 games. Way…
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