San Antonio Spurs – Page 31

Matt Bonner 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/25/2014)

I was enjoying Christmas with my cat Japurri and a bag of flamin’ hot cheetos when there was a knock on my door. I got up to see who my visitor was, hoping secretly that it was that cute latina chick who lives above me, but there was nobody there. However, I did glance down…

Boris Diaw 23 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2014)

DownToBuck fashions himself as an unstoppable highlight making machine, unencumbered by tedious human tendencies. He exists for one reason only: to compile video evidence of basketball players scoring points. There is no room for love or other human emotions. An observant observer might notice a suspicious gap every night (or day, hello my Euro friends!)….

Manu Ginobili 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2014)

The Spurs are a pleasing time-capsule of how the NBA was a decade ago. The role-players surrounding the core may have changed over time, but the core itself is the same as it ever was. Maybe a little less hair (a lot less actually) on Ginobili’s head, Popovich looks more crotchety in his old age,…

Danny Green 25 Points/7 Threes/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

What do you call it when Danny comes off the bench? Green energy. What does he have when he’s on the court? A Green light. Where does he go when he wants to relax? The putting Green. What does he take with him on camping trips? The Green lantern. What are the Spurs without him?…

Kawhi Leonard 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)

Am I Kawhi? Uguu~

Kyle Anderson 15 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2014)

If I were really creative I would have slowed down these highlights to half their normal speed. Get it? Because his nickname is Slow Mo? HAHAHAHAHA. WOOOO. Maybe I did and you can’t even tell. That nickname is earned, definitely. However unfast his performance may have been, Kyle Anderson impressed me with his interior game….

Cory Joseph 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/12/2014)

For a point guard, Cory Joseph has shot very well from the field each of the past three seasons. Part of it is probably due to the effective offensive sets that the Spurs run, but probably more of it has to do with Cory Joseph actually being a superb backup point guard. Or… The Spurs…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Alright everybody, it’s time, once and for all, to settle the greatest debate in the modern NBA. Is Manu Ginobili a Euro? This is a multifaceted question, with many angles to consider before we can make a final judgement. Supposedly he was born in Argentina, which is the same as Mexico. This means that he…

Matt Bonner 12 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

Here’s some truth nuggets for you. If Tim Duncan “rested” for every game, I would never stop making Matt Bonner and Aron Baynes videos. With those two manning the middle, it’s like a neverending highlight reel of low-athleticism plodders somehow scoring points. The next logical step is to play both of them at the same…

Aron Baynes 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

Aron took a swig of his sixth Four Loko. “Henry, why don’t people want to Bayng Out with me on the Baynes Bus? If I were me, I’d drop everything to play Halo with Aron Baynes while chowing on some pepperoni egg rolls.” Henry, the increasingly drunk organizer of the Baynes Bus, hiccuped before answering….