Norman Powell has been having some good games recently, which must come as blessed relief for Raptors fans who had to watch him put up 0-for-whatever or 1-for-something games on a regular basis. I didn’t even realize it, but he has been shooting the ball very poorly outside of the three good games he’s had,…
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Norman Powell 13 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
Thirteen points at halftime means twenty-six at the end of the game. That’s how math works. I would know. I’m a math expert. But, somehow, Norman Powell flouted all the rules of math that we normally abide by, and ended the game with thirteen points after having accumulated that total in the first two quarters….
Read MoreBismack Biyombo 12 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/15/2016)
Why does Michael Jordan hate Bismack Biyombo? What kind of twisted “talent-evaluator” would fail to see the pure potential oozing out of Bismack’s pores? First he ruined Kwame Brown, and he was well on his way to ruining this promising talent before Toronto stepped in. I’ve ragged on Bismack in the past for sucking on…
Read MoreNorman Powell 17 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2016)
“Why do scrubs always go off on us?” is the bewildered cry of every NBA fan. It doesn’t seem fair; why should a player who is, by all accounts, not that great of a player, get to score any points at all against your favorite team? It’s ridiculous. And it always happens. Why? The reasons…
Read MoreLuis Scola 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)
I like how the Raptors announcers spent this entire game talking about Luis Scola as if they were afraid of hurting his feelings. Yeah, he’s been pretty much total ass since January, but he’s a pro. A pro and a vet. If he’s ass, he can deal with his assness like a big boy. Handling…
Read MoreDelon Wright 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2016)
Attention aspiring highlight makers: the channel name “delon15” is still available! Perfect if you want to pay homage to both Delon Wright and the immortal YouTube NBA highlight deity dorell15. dorell15 made highlights of all players, but he enjoyed most of all making highlights of Dorell Wright (Delon’s brother, but you knew that already). If…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/22/2016)
There is a rumor out there that the Raptors turned down a deal centered (heh) around Dwight Howard and Jonas Valanciunas. Not knowing the other parts of the trade, it’s impossible to say whether they made the right move or not. In any case, do you get rid of a guy who needs touches but…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 25 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Since it might not be clear to the lesser-informed fans out there, let’s make a list of reasons why Jonas Valanciunas only gets 26 minutes per game: -Three fouls per 36 is just way, way too much. I asked Dwayne Casey about this and he said “I hate Jonas Valanciunas” -Valanciunas is not an efficient…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 20 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2016)
In my last Jonas Valanciunas video I invited my viewers to take part in a quiz of my own invention. The description of that video contained these words: “Leave your answer in the comments section and be aware that if even one person answers incorrectly, I will never again post a Jonas Valanciunas video to…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 19 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)
Quick quiz: in what way has Raptors coach Dwayne Casey affected Jonas Valanciunas’ development? A) He has not affected it because coaches are meaningless in the NBA B) He has allowed Valanciunas to flourish by putting him in the game during crunch time C) He has absolutely stunted Valanciunas’ growth as a player and will…
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