35 shots for 35 points. That, in case you didn’t realize, is a LOT of shots. Bradley Beal took 37 in a game this season, and Anthony Davis took 35 in one as well (but has three other games with 34, damn, he’s a chucker), and that’s it for dudes who have taken that many….
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Ricky Rubio 22 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
Here’s my theory: Ricky “Sexy Eyes” Rubio isn’t getting as many assists this season as he has in seasons past because JOE INGLES is STEALING the assists. Diplomatic relations between Spain and Australia just went down the tubes because the more game tape I watch on this subject, the more it becomes apparent that there…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
More triple-doubles. If Donovan Mitchell is going to win ROY, he needs more triple-doubles. Way more. He failed to get one tonight, in fact he wasn’t even close, so that means he’ll need to average at least 1.5 triple-doubles per game from here on out if he wants a shot at some hardware that isn’t…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
If this video taught me anything, it’s that Dante Exum is not injured anymore and is able to score buckets in an NBA setting. Somehow I missed his return, but it’s all good now, because he’s back and ready to hook up (not in that way you PERV) with Joe Ingles for that sweet Aussie…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 23 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2018)
What’s up with all these people who want to beef with Ricky Rubio? He is a participant in more beefs than any active NBA player, I think, and these aren’t fake Twitter beefs, these are PHYSICAL beefs. I wouldn’t be surprised if he keeps a makeshift shiv in his shoe, because it seems like every…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Unlike past Joe Ingles videos, which were deficient in the amount of jingling contained in their runtime, I have determined that this video contains adequate amounts of jingling. A player with the nickname “Jinglin’ Joe” is obligated by social norms to provide jingles, and in this case, the jingles were definitely provided. The video evidence…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
It took a while for Donovan Mitchell to get going in this one, but once his did, it was over for the Pelicans. 25 points in the last 15 minutes of the game, wow, typed out like that it doesn’t seem that impressive. Oops. Watch the video. It will be impressive. I promise. So impressive…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Ricky Rubio has not yet even tasted the first sip of sweet playoff nectar in the NBA. This is his 7th season in the league; the only current players with more seasons without hitting the postseason are Omri Casspi (playoffs this year), DeMarcus Cousins (does it count if he’s injured) and Luke Babbitt (probably playoffs)….
Read MoreJae Crowder 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
Something wasn’t working out with Jae Crowder in Cleveland. I don’t know what it was, because my basketball-analysis capability is roughly equivalent to that of a well-trained horse, but it couldn’t be denied: Crowder and the Celtics weren’t on the same page. Stats-wise, percentages-wise, he’s not actually doing better on the Jazz. Surprising, I know….
Read MoreRicky Rubio 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2018)
Ricky “The Suave Spaniard” Rubio was spamming jumpers in this game, and it occurred to me, why am I surprised when he does this? He’s roughly a 44% shooter from midrange, way better than a lot of players, so of course he should get to pull up for those jumpers whenever he wants to. I…
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