One of my earliest videos on this channel is of Mike Dunleavy scoring 29 points or something against the Cavs. And I haven’t done another one since. He’s had some decent performances, but who even cares about Mike Dunleavy anyway? People only remember him for being a half-bust as the 3rd pick and that one…
Read MoreMonth: April 2013
Ersan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)
Ersan “The Uzbek Heat-check” Ilyasova can be described in one word: pale. I’m fairly sure he’s a member of some kind of subterranean, central-asian vampire race, because there’s no logical reason as to why he refuses to step in the sunlight. Why he wears those sunglasses all the time is a mystery, because it’s not…
Read MoreAnthony Randolph 14 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)
Anthony Randolph is walking proof that you can utterly dominate the Summer League and still not be any good in the NBA. He hops from team to team, and every time that team’s fans delude themselves into thing that they will be the ones to bring the potential out of him. I’ll be honest, if…
Read MoreHarrison Barnes 24 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/23/2013)
If you’re Mark Jackson, and your starting power forward (David Lee) goes down with a gruesome and unwatchable injury, who do you pick to start at the PF spot? Remember, this is a graded quiz, so you guys had better try on this one. Parent-teacher conferences are coming up and I don’t want to have…
Read MoreJR Smith 19 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2013)
“JR, man, why do you have to smoke it in that ugly thing? You look like an idiot.” “Hey, Cope, don’t talk about this pipe like that. This is a hand-me-down from my ancestors. It’s been in the Smith family for generations. And besides, I think it makes me look pretty damn classy. And everyone…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2013)
Why can’t Brook Lopez grab rebounds? His brother has no problem doing it. You might be thinking “That Reggie Evans guy, he’s a rebound stealer, that’s why Lopez doesn’t get any”. But Brook has always had an issue on the glass. But as Andrea Bargnani famously said, it’s not called reboundball, it’s called basketball. And…
Read MoreTony Allen 16 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2013)
Tony Allen is known as a defensive specialist. He’s also known for showing off after the play was over with the Celtics, taking himself out of the playoffs with an MCL and ACL combo-injury sustained while dunking. An unfortunate event. Could have happened to anybody. But it happened to Allen, and now his knee is…
Read MoreCJ Watson 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2013)
“Hey CJ, check out this picture I found on the Internet! It’s so weird!” “Okay Brook just a minute.” “No dude you have to come right now!” “Alright, alright, keep your pants on. If it’s that meatspin thing again I’m gonna… what the hell?” “Isn’t that weird?” “It’s just a picture of a school building….
Read MoreDeMarcus Cousins 36 Points/Career High 22 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
Standing under the scalding water, DeMarcus cleaned himself ponderously. Thoughts were frenziedly hurrying in and out of his brain. Had he just played his last game in Sacramento? Would he like Seattle? Would that cute cheerleader Kelsee continue to cheer for the team, or would he have to leave her behind? He closed his eyes,…
Read MorePerry Jones III Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2013)
Perry “I’m actually the fourth but who’s counting” Jones III has ended the year on a high note, averaging 14 points a game over his last one. If he can keep up this performance during the playoffs the Thunder will be tough to beat. He is also a reminder of how over-enthusiastic fans get over…
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