The Detroit Pistons are bad. Not only are they bad, they also don’t really have a surfeit of young talent ready to rise up and make them good again. Unless you consider Jonas Jerebko “young” and “talented”. Which I guess he is. Kind of. But is he really the guy you build around for future…
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Quincy Pondexter 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
I don’t have anything to say about Quincy Pondexter. So I used my connections and scored some interviews with his Memphis teammates. I told them, “tell me about Quincy Pondexter.” Austin Daye: “Man, Q works so hard for us each day, he’s such a hard worker, he always gives 100% man.” Zach Randolph: “I don’t…
Read MoreJimmer Fredette 13 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
I’m just gonna put this out there, don’t hate or anything I only speak the truth. Jimmer Fredette isn’t very good. He just isn’t. You can blame the coaching in Sacramento all you want, but the fact remains that he can barely get minutes on a horrible, no defense team. I agree with the idea…
Read MoreBrandon Bass 20 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
There a lot of players in the NBA who can really only do one thing well. Defense, rebounding, setting screens, drawing fouls. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a well-rounded game, or even a semi-rounded game. Like Brandon Bass. He has one skill, and one skill only. Shooting mid-range jumpers. Not a bad skill…
Read MoreTobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
What’s life like for a NBA player who’s below the legal drinking age? All their teammates are like “Hey we’re going down to Jolly’s to slam some brews you wanna come oh wait sorry haha”. And when you head to Miami on a road trip you get to sit in your hotel room and order…
Read MoreLarry Sanders 12 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (4/6/2013)
Which of these nicknames for Larry Sanders is best? A. Block Mamba B. The Sandman C. The Blocktopus D. Colonel Sanders I’d have to with The Sandman myself. No matter which one you prefer, a resolution must be reached on this issue, because there aren’t enough good nicknames in the NBA these days. And when…
Read MoreMike Scott Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2013)
With the Hawks resting Josh Smith and Al Horford, which of the team’s big men would you expect to step up and fill the void? Anthony Tolliver? No, he can only do one thing and that is shoot threes. Johan Petro? Unlikely, as he’s never really shown the ability to score. Zaza Pachulia? He looks…
Read MoreAndre Iguodala 18 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2013)
Okay, so last night my girlfriend wanted to go on a movie date. That’s cool, I like to throw her a bone once in a while. So first we go to Outback Steakhouse and I get my usual, two of those onion explosion thingies with extra dippy sauce. Pretty tasty. Anyway, since I got to…
Read MoreJohn Jenkins Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2013)
John Jenkins sat hunched over a darkened table, illuminated only in candlelight. “The Hermit – Upright. Prudence.” “The Moon – Reversed. Deception.” “What does this mean?” Suddenly a tall figure barged into the room. “Hey John what’s shakin’, I was just wondering if you were ready for…” The hunched figure quickly concealed the tarot cards…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2013)
So I guess Evan Fournier is busting out now? This is his third game out of his last four where he’s been really good. He’s like a mini version of the now perished Danilo Gallinari. Except French.
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