November 2013 – DownToBuck

Brandon Knight 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

In the darkness of his bedroom, Brandon Knight furtively scrolled through her pictures on Facebook. Stopping on each one, he scanned the screen carefully, his eye stopping wherever a bit of exposed flesh, however small, was visible. On occasion, he got a tantalizing view of cleavage, or even better, a full shot of her seemingly-infinite…

Paul Millsap 23 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

Paul Millsap has always been an underrated player. Playing on the Jazz will do that to a guy. And now that he’s on the Hawks, somehow even fewer people care about him. But he’s in luck, because DownToBuck cares about all NBA players, big or small, with special favoritism shown to those who can shoot…

Quincy Pondexter Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

22 Points in 21 minutes? Pretty good, yeah? How about 0 rebounds in 22 minutes? Pathetic, Quincy. Shameful display. You’re 6’6” and you can clearly jump high enough to dunk, so couldn’t you just get one rebound? It’s not like Jon Leuer and Mike Miller are stealing all the rebounds. There’s gotta be at least…

Dion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

There are some rumors swirling around that Dion Waiters fought Kyrie Irving during a players’ only meeting. As in, punches were thrown. Nobody knows exactly what happened…nobody except DownToBuck. I had three people planted in the locker room at the time of the meeting (one in a trash can, one in an air duct, and…

Tony Snell 18 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

“Reservations for three, Mr. Snell your table is ready”. That is in actual sentence that was actually uttered on live TV by Stacey King. Can you believe that? I’ve heard a lot of stupid crap said by basketball colormen, but this takes the stupid cake. It’s like something an overenthusiastic high school kid would come…

Giannis Antetokounmpo 10 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/30/2013)

I am a superior human being to you. This goes without saying. But my dominance over you now grows, somehow, even more unconquerable. I can type out the name “Antetokounmpo” without consulting reference materials of any kind. Although once you realize the fact that its a romanization of a Greek transliteration of a Nigerian name…

Marco Belinelli 19 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/29/2013)

My phone rang. Taking a break from splitting and splicing clips of Mirza Teletovic, I answered. “Mr. ToBuck speaking.” A nervous-sounding Italian man was on the other end. “DTB, this is Marco,” he started. As soon as he said his name, I knew what he was after. “I understand you have a video of me…

Omri Casspi 16 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2013)

Here’s a question for you to turn over in your mind: does Omri Casspi ever have good performances while the game is close? It seems like every time he’s done good the margin while he was doing it was pretty high. It’s like he can only perform when there’s no pressure on his shoulders. He…

Wes Johnson 27 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2013)

I am disappointed in the internet. More than usual, I mean. If the internet is good for one thing it’s making me despair in new and innovative ways. But the reason for my disapproval today is this: I realized I have not seen a single joke based on the fact that the Wesley’s surname, “Johnson”,…

Mirza Teletovic Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2013)

Mirza Teletovic is proving his haters wrong. Kind of. 18 points is pretty good. 13 rebounds, also good. Combine those two and you get a damn nice stat line. Who cares if he scored most of his points in garbage time? Nets games are almost entirely temporal trash nowadays. What you may not know about…