Everyone is talking about how Lance Stephenson got snubbed for the All-Star game. But let’s be realistic here: the All-Star game is all about PPGs and pretty much nothing else, and Lance doesn’t have enough PPGs to qualify despite doing everything else really well. And even if he did have the raw point totals, everyone…
Read MoreMonth: January 2014
Larry Sanders 14 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2014)
Just got back from the hospital. I was in Milwaukee for business, and I decided that I wanted to pay a visit to my favorite Buck, Larry Sanders. But first I had to get my equipment. I dug through some recycling bins and found a bunch of empty wine bottles. Then I went to the…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 27 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2014)
What’s wrong with Ersan Ilyasova? He can’t shoot. He can’t rebound. Those are both things he was able to do at a high level previously. So what the heck is going on? In spite of the Bucks’ offensive woes, Ilyasova is still getting a decent amount of open jumpers. But he’s started doing a little…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 18 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2014)
“Jeremy, what are all these flyers you’re putting up? You workin’ as a promoter or something?” Nick Collison asked, peering at the advertisement for a rock concert. “Jeremy and the Little Lambs? Dude, you’re in a band?” Jeremy finished his stapling job, then turned around. “Yeah. We’ve had some lineup turbulence in the past month…
Read MoreAl-Farouq Aminu 18 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (1/29/2014)
I have some advice for you guys: never, EVER, post your basketball thoughts on the internet. Here’s a gem I posted before the 2010 draft: “alfarooq aminu is gonna b a total beast in the nba. he has all the tolls to preform at the next level. the skys the limit 4 this kid. for…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2014)
Ty Lawson. Out. Nate Robinson. Dead of terminal shortness. Who is left to play point for the Nuggets? Andre Miller? I don’t even know what’s going on with him anymore. Anthony Randolph? Now you’re just being silly. So Evan Fournier it is! I always thought of him as a point, although apparently according to internet…
Read MoreAmir Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2014)
You know you’re a great player when an entire country is named after you. Like Michael Jordan. And, uh, Jordan Crawford. And Amir Johnson. Sure, United Arab Emirates isn’t exactly the same spelling, but I’d say it still counts. But under no circumstances should he ever visit there. That country is like 60% dudes. No…
Read MoreTerrence Jones 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)
I just got on board the Terrence Jones hype train, and damn, this train car is swanky! Leather recliners, personal forty-inch TV’s, this place has it all. It even has blazing-fast gigabit wi-fi so this video only took fifteen seconds to upload. An extremely attractive and large-bosomed attendant just give me a choice of six…
Read MoreBoris Diaw 22 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)
The French Mensch terrorizes Terrence Jones and the Rockets on his way to 22 points and 4 assists in his 138th game donning the Spurs’ black and silver. Description in honor of the first video on this channel.
Read MoreDion Waiters 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)
Does Dion Waiters really need to fade away on every jumper he takes? No? Then why does he keep doing it? I get that that’s just how he does it. But it just adds another motion to the shot. Not only does he need to think about his arms, but also what angle to tilt…
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