“It was so nice of you to invite me out for lunch, Marcin. You must have known how tiring it was to be stuck on the holodeck for seventy hours a day,” Bradley said, picking out a concentrated steak paste from the spaceship’s vending machine and inserting the proper number of plasmocredits. “Not a problem,…
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Mike Dunleavy 22 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
In addition to his myriad talents in the art of highlight compiling, DownToBuck is also an expert in the field of SEO, or search-engine optimization. I utilized both these skills in the presentation of this video. You can see my usual artistry at work as Dunleavy scores 22 points. But look also at the title…
Read MoreJeff Withey 8 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
This is the kind of Jeff Withey we all expected. The defense kind. The shot-blocking maniac kind. What do you mean you didn’t expect this from Jeff Withey? You expected three point shooting and windmill dunks? I’m pretty sure you’re thinking of the wrong player. Jeff doesn’t do those things outside of practice. Yes, I’m…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 23 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
Anthony Morrow is always so hyped up. He realizes the nature of the NBA; that a bench player like him needs to make his presence felt in ways other than pure ability. Like getting really excited about things and saying “let’s fucking go” after hitting a shot. Go where? He was a little too eager…
Read MoreRobbie Hummel 11 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
This video is actually an April Fools joke. Did you really think that Robbie Hummel could score eleven points in an NBA game? It was all a clever trick! Eleven points is not so outlandish that the joke is immediately apparent, yet, when you watch this video, all you get is some clips of Hummel…
Read MoreRay McCallum Career High 22 Points/10 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
DownToBuck is a man who admits when he is wrong. I called Ray McCallum a “scrub” in the description of my last highlights of him. I rescind that proclamation. He is not a scrub. He is now, officially, a role-player bench guy. An impressive leap for young Mr. McCallum! The “role-player bench guy” is a…
Read MoreChris Douglas-Roberts 18 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
Chris “Rewritable” Douglas-Roberts is a bench player for the Charlotte Bobcats. This is a significant step-up from his previous role, which was “out of the league”. He was good for like a month with the Nets and maybe 2 or 3 games with the Bucks, but after that he just kind of died. Maybe he…
Read MoreMason Plumlee 18 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/21/2014)
Excuse me while I reflect upon the gross injustice of my life. Okay, I’m back. It is absurdly unfair that Mason Plumlee gets to dunk, but I don’t. He’s not a better person than I am. It’s not like he single-handedly saved a bunch of orphans from a burning orphanage, and that’s why he gets…
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