If you’re the Bucks, and Ersan Ilyasova is out for the rest of the season with a made-up injury, who do you start at the power forward position? A.) Jeff Adrien B.) Khris Middleton C.) John “Gumby” Henson Most of us would answer C and laugh off the other two answers. John Henson is young,…
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Mike Miller 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
If you ever want to heighten your already strong feelings of worthlessness, this video is necessary viewing: For those too lazy to click (which is everybody, including me), it’s basically a video of Mike Miller with no shirt on hitting a bunch of threes. Just a few seconds into it and my self-esteem plummeted into…
Read MoreJames Southerland 10 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
James Southerland is an NBA player. Previously his only notoriety was him being the very worst of all players this year in terms of PER, at -40.6. That’s what missing three shots in three minutes will do, I guess. Frickin’ Bobcats. Luckily for him he’s posting a PER of 41.6 in over three times the…
Read MoreChris Wright 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Last time I made a Chris Wright highlight video I lamented the fact that it was his final game for the Bucks, as his 10-day was expiring and was not going to be renewed. It was a sad day, but also a day of hope, as DJ Stephens was coming into the fold. It turns…
Read MoreRodney Stuckey 22 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Rodney Stuckey’s contract is almost up. He knows that his time in Detroit is almost over, if he so desires. That has to be a great feeling after being trapped in the Pistons’ dank cell of mediocrity for his entire career. Sure, it would be a great story if he stayed with the Pistons for…
Read MoreAmar’e Stoudemire 24 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Amar’e Stoudemire, alone in his dingy one-bedroom apartment, sat down at his rickety desk. Even this small amount of movement caused him to wince in pain and clutch his back. The sand in his life’s hourglass was quickly running down to nothing, and there was important business to attend to. “Dear Steve,” he wrote. “I…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 7 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
You may think of DownToBuck as an impartial commentator, a man who loves all NBA players (except LeBron and other stars) equally. Indeed, that is the impression he tries to give, except when calling players busts and wondering out loud why they lick so much sack. But now the veil of illusion will be lifted….
Read MoreAndre Drummond 26 Points/26 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Apparently there is a freshly leaked sexy pic of Andre Drummond’s former girlfriend, Jennette McCurdy. The timing of this is interesting, since Drummond was unceremoniously dumped somewhat recently, but before the pic in question was released. He denies all involvement, of course. But we all know the truth. Andre has rendered the world a great…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
This game is a representation of what optimists hoped Austin Rivers would be. A guy who can shoot from outside a little bit, but is more proficient at using crossovers to get into the paint and then either finishing or dishing. Pessimists just thought he would suck as he had sucked in college. The pessimists…
Read MoreOtto Porter 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
The Wizards’ plan is working out perfectly. They’re making the playoffs, and their secret weapon has yet to be unveiled. You may think Otto Porter is merely a bust who was a total reach in the draft, but the actuality is that he’s been told to perform poorly in order to surprise playoff opponents. 7th…
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