Bojan “Bojangles” Bogdanovic may be a newbie to the delights of the southern-US-based fried chicken chain, but he is certainly no newbie when it comes to showcasing his talents on the hardwood. As the only good player on the Nets tonight, he drops in his patented “20 piece chicken & 10 biscuits box” (plus two…
Read MoreMonth: November 2014
Jabari Parker 13 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2014)
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about Jabari Parker during his brief time with the Bucks it’s this: He likes to dunk basketballs. Seems like half his points this year have come in that fashion. I don’t know if this is a good or bad thing. In this game all but two of his field…
Read MoreLarry Sanders 11 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2014)
Larry “The Sandman” Sanders has been struggling at the onset of the season. He has regressed in the fouling department, leading to him getting yanked out of games before he get comfortable in the offense. This results in him shooting a Udoh-esque 42% from the field. No big man should ever shoot below 50%. Jason…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 11 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/16/2014)
Giannis Antetokounmpo and a selection of his teammates were assembled outside the Bradley Center in Milawukee. Despite it only being mid-November, the temperature was only in the upper twenties, and Giannis, dressed only in his underwear, shivered. “I don’t know if trust you guys,” Giannis said hesitantly, teeth chattering. “Last time we do team-building like…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 24 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2014)
Cooking for guests was always harder than he anticipated. When it was just himself, he could enjoy the subtlety and beauty of the culinary arts; invitees cared nothing for these things. They wanted their meal, and they wanted it fast. Still, he always appreciated the chance to share with others the solace he found in…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 15 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/16/2014)
Is there a more well-fitting center in the league for the Warriors than Andrew Bogut? He doesn’t take the ball away from the scorers that need it, he passes skillfully and willingly, he defends at an elite level, and he sucks up rebounds like a big pube-covered Aussie vacuum. Put someone like Dwight on this…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 21 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
This might be the most egregious example of fraternal violence since Cain killed his brother Abel back in the Garden of Eden. The puffy-haired Lopez just had no answers as the neatly-coiffed hair of the other Lopez abused him repeatedly near the basket. What I really want to see is these two guys playing on…
Read MoreRudy Gobert 8 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
When not complaining about the amount of holiday time he gets or struggling with his country’s resistance to multiculturalism, Rudy Gobert spends a lot of time dunking basketballs. As he should; his tallness makes the task almost boring in its ease. Now, with both Dante Exum and Joe Ingles on his team feeding him the…
Read MoreKevin Martin 34 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
So it turns out that the Timberwolves really aren’t good when Ricky Rubio isn’t around to not suck. Their trumpeted cadre of young talent is not having a fun time, though to be fair it was unreasonable to expect Anthony Bennett to be able to do anything. Kevin Martin, as savvy and veteran as always,…
Read MoreKris Humphries 16 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)
Staring blankly at his phone, Kris Humphries tried in vain to process the picture in front of him. There, looking right back at him like a grocery bag containing two watermelons, was his ex-girlfriend’s rear end. That butt was supposed to be for his and his eyes only. That had been one of their wedding-day…
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