Dënniß ßchrööder force-feeds the Raptors his schnitzel and forces them to drink a stein of his secret-recipe “Schwanzpissen”, pouring in thirteen points in only fifteen minutes of court time. The Shredder lived up to the high standards set by his nickname, easily slicing into the Raptors defense for easy points near the bucket. He also…
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Brian Roberts Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
You watch this video with anticipation. Brian Roberts is so hot from the floor. He’s showing off his expansive array of offensive skills. He misses free throws, a rarity for the player who led the league in FT% one year, but he never gets thrown off his rhythm. The points keep racking up – eight…
Read MoreJose Calderon 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights
You can make a lot of assertions about how good Jose Calderon really is (does his defense negate his playmaking and his shooting?), but there is one thing we can all agree on: the Knicks are a lot likelier to win games if they can play somebody at point guard whose name is not Shane…
Read MoreGreivis Vasquez 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Walking through the chilly park as a nighttime snow fell all around him, Greivis thought back to his upbringing in Venezuela. His grandmother had always said, if you could catch a single snowflake in your hand, you could make a wish on it. Snow was not a common occurrence in his home country, and he…
Read MoreGerald Green 24 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
The only thing stopping Gerald Green from being the swaggiest chucker this year is the Kobe Bryant Farewell tour. The shots that Gerald is taking this year are getting crazier and crazier, it never seems like he gets a good look unless he’s dunking it. It’s great to watch, I love it when player just…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 10 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
I don’t know what I expected from Spencer Dinwiddie coming into the season. It’s safe to say, though, that any expectations I may have had did not include him shooting pull-up threes. Where did he get the idea that he could do something like that? Not even Jennings does that much anymore. Unless your name…
Read MoreRasual Butler 23 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
Rasual “DNP – 1 Turnover” Butler is not a regular fixture on this channel, despite his inherent scrubbiness. He demonstrates that it is, in fact, possible to be too much of a scrub for me to make highlights of you. I would consider my entire subscriber base to fit inside that category, actually. If you…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)
I always like to see a young player put it all together for a game, even if we all know that the performance is just a flash in the pan of averageness. Donatas Motiejunas has a lot of attributes you want in a young big: he’s got post moves, he’s Lithuanian, he can shoot the…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Shelvin “Macksturbation” Mack exacts vengeance on the team that waived him all those moons ago, dropping in five buckets and five dimes on a Wizards team who thought, once upon a time, that A.J. Price deserved the backup PG spot over him. The personnel decision mistake that keeps on giving, if you will. Dënniß ßchrööder…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 23 Points/9 Dunks Full Highlights (11/25/2014)
Andre Drummond has had a slow start to the year, a troubling development for Pistons fans who lean on Andre as their only young player who is any good. The culprit is easy to spot; Stan Van Gundy is trying to turn Andre into Dwight Howard, wins and stats be damned. It’s a good idea…
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