Here’s some truth nuggets for you. If Tim Duncan “rested” for every game, I would never stop making Matt Bonner and Aron Baynes videos. With those two manning the middle, it’s like a neverending highlight reel of low-athleticism plodders somehow scoring points. The next logical step is to play both of them at the same…
Read MoreDay: December 1, 2014
Robbie Hummel Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)
Somehow, whenever people are talking about the young talent that the Timberwolves possess, Robbie Hummel gets left out. Sure, he’s already 25 and likely on the decline, but it’s still only his second year in the league. That qualifies a player for being young talent in my book. While doing research for this description, I…
Read MoreRasual Butler 23 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)
Rasual “R-Butt” Butler has been a surprising contributor for the Wizards this year. In tonight’s game, which contained a bunch of players who are (presumably, but who knows at this point) better than him, he was the leading scorer. Is there any precedent for a 35-year-old player winning Most Improved? Maybe I’m getting ahead of…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 25 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)
How do the Thanksgiving festivities of an NBA player compare to those of the average American meatbag? They probably don’t have the benefit of having the opportunity to eat with their families, which could be a good or bad thing (screw you uncle Steve why do you always have to ruin Thanksgiving?). I imagine that…
Read MoreAlexey Shved 19 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)
The full force of how bad that 76ers are is hitting me squarely in the noggin. My head is spinning, my limbs feel tingly and I’m sweating like a maniac. I’d better hurry this up, I can barely type… Look at the list of players Alexey assisted tonight: Jakarr Sampson Jerami Grant Hollis Thompson Brandon…
Read MoreAron Baynes 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)
Aron took a swig of his sixth Four Loko. “Henry, why don’t people want to Bayng Out with me on the Baynes Bus? If I were me, I’d drop everything to play Halo with Aron Baynes while chowing on some pepperoni egg rolls.” Henry, the increasingly drunk organizer of the Baynes Bus, hiccuped before answering….
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