February 2015 – Page 2

Henry Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Damn, Henry Walker isn’t shy about putting threes up. Was he like this when he was still called Bill? Or is this just a product of 10-day contract uncertainty? Chucking mindlessly is one way to get the attention of the coaches, I suppose. Lucky for him that this shot-shooting infatuation of his makes it probable…

Alexis Ajinca Career High 24 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Let’s be honest with ourselves here: if Alexis Ajinca received the same minutes and leeway that Anthony Davis receives, he would put up comparable stats. Ajinca have it all: length, a smooth jumper out to the Euro three, a couple usable post moves, a rad tattoo, defensive acumen, and, most of all, Frenchness. His conditioning…

Markel Brown 14 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

They say the first step to combating addiction is to admit you have a problem. With that in mind: I am addicted to making Markel Brown highlights. Where do I go from here? Oh, to be blessed with a more common addiction, such as alcohol or gambling, addictions where there is a large support network…

Ray McCallum 20 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

I am vindicated. Once upon a time, I had the temerity to call Ray McCallum a “scrub”. This was last season, his rookie year, and he was playing poorly. He eventually had some decent games for the Kings that season, and under threat of unsubscriptions I recanted my proclamation. But as when Galileo denied his…

Terrence Jones 26 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

What is that I see, gleaming softly in the night? What flighty visions enchant my eyes, soothe my mind, and cleanse my heart? It’s the re-emergence of Terrence Jones! I had almost forgotten about this dude, with Donatas Motiejunas and Josh Smith being the more exciting players at his position. Terrence, has been injured for…

Andrea Bargnani 25 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

Is this what Andrea Bargnani played like when he was with Toronto? Minus the rebounds, of course. I don’t exactly remember, it was so long ago, it seems like all I have ever known is the bad version of Bargnani. This is undoubtedly the version of Bargs that the Knicks thought they were getting (again,…

Otto Porter 19 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)

The highlight maker’s quandary: do I watch my team (extra credit to however can figure out which one it is), or make highlights for my legions of adoring fans? Factors to consider: I want to see Michael Carter-Williams play, there were 14 games tonight and lots of highlights to do, and is it even possible…

Enes Kanter 18 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2015)

It will be interesting to see what Enes Kanter does to OKC’s defense. Having a PF like Ibaka is pretty much the ideal situation for him to be in, since Ibaka can defend the paint and cover ground while Kanter stumbles around aimlessly, perpetually failing to protect the rim or play help defense. It seems…

Jason Richardson 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (2/25/2015)

Don’t even watch this video. Search for Jason Richardson dunk contest highlights instead. Believe me, they will provide much more enjoyment than this. This just makes me sad.

John Henson 21 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)

You might expect John Henson to step into the role the Bucks have been grooming him for, now that Larry Sanders has chosen Kush over basketball. Not unreasonable to think that he could elevate his play and become the Bucks’ starting center of the future. It is not to be. Zaza Pachulia is not the…