I love Khris Middleton, yet, paradoxically, I also hate Khris Middleton. He is playing so well on such a small contract. Next year, he’ll probably play just as well, except we’ll be paying him roughly twenty times as much money. How is that fair? Players should just get paid for every point they score. That…
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Kevin Martin 29 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
At this point, I might as well make “Minnesota Timberwolves 121 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)”, since this is now the fourth performance from that game that I have done. In a way, I am saving the best for last: Rubio, Wiggins, and Neal all scored fewer points than K-Mart. Then again, maybe not. Rubio and…
Read MoreCorey Brewer 24 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
“Explosion of the Emaciated.” “Clash of the Corpses.” “Skirmish of the Skinny.” “Apocalypse of the Anorexic.” “Terror of the Twigs.” Those are just some of the names that you could reference this game by. For a game between the league’s two skinniest players cannot simply be a “game”. It is something more. Watching Corey Brewer…
Read MoreDonatas Motiejunas 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
Wish me well, YouTube viewers. I soon will depart in my time machine, as a temporal warrior, to an end unknown. I am making my final preparations; my time-suit is fitted and applied, my affairs have been set in order, and I have a month’s worth of nonperishable food in the form of MREs located…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 13 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
What is the NBA universe’s general consensus on Ricky Rubio’s woeful shooting percentages? As far as I can tell, there are two camps: those who think Rubio is a horrible player who will never get better at shooting the ball and will always be a liability, and those who think that his low volume and…
Read MoreGary Neal 27 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
It would not be fair to say that I “hate” Gary Neal. I’ve obviously never met the dude, I’m sure he’s a fine human being once you get to know him. His time with the Bucks resulted in me becoming frustrated in the quality of his play, but that’s as far as any animosity goes….
Read MoreWilson Chandler 26 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
Are you a Wilson Chandler fan? Great! First off, thanks for watching this video, I’d definitely say that 1 view is way better than 0 views. If you don’t mind, I have a couple questions I would like to ask you, as a fan of Wilson Chandler. DownToBuck likes to keep his finger on the…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 18 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
People don’t realize what a high-stakes game highlight-making is. The most desired performances are flocked to like moths on a light; the first person to make them earn the lion’s share of the views and all other highlight compilers get to contend for scraps. Such is my plight tonight. Tyler Johnson? Defeated by 25 minutes…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
Tyler Johnson-sanity is in full affect. A key component of the most famous -sanity, the Jeremy Lin version, was hinged in part on the fact that he was of Taiwanese origin. “How, then,”, you ask, “could Tyler Johnson even hope to replicate that amount of hype given his normal American heritage?” What a silly question….
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