April 15, 2015 – DownToBuck

Dennis Schröder 21 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

Dënniß ßchrööder is like Bojan Bogdanovic in that if he has a good game and you don’t make highlights right away, fans from his home country (in this case, Germany) will post comments on all your videos until you make the video they want. They will also order pizzas for your address and disseminate pictures…

Arinze Onuaku Career High 12 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

My perception of Arinze “The Otaku” Onuaku was permanently and irrevocably screwed up when he opened the 2013-14 season by playing fifteen minutes off the bench for the Pelicans. That was almost as many minutes as Tyreke Evans played that game, and it was more than what Anthony Morrow got. You can see how my…

Nik Stauskas 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

I swing my scepter of disapproval at this new nickname for Nik Stauskas. “Sauce Castillo”. I thought we had already discovered and agreed upon the correct nickname for him. Nik Sucksass. Get it? Because he kind of sucks ass right now? Instead of pantomiming stirring a jar of sauce after hitting that three, he should…

Bojan Bogdanovic Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

Alright, fine, I did Bojan Bogdanovic highlights. Now you crazy Croatians can stop leaving comments on all my videos wondering where your precious Bojangles highlights are. It’s not like I wasn’t aware that Bojan had a career-high. Obviously I was aware. Performances of this magnitude by a role-player do not escape my omnipresent gaze. It’s…

Vander Blue Career High 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

I once played some ball with a guy who claimed to have dunked on Vander Blue during a high school game. Like, poster style. He seemed like he was full of crap, and I couldn’t find video evidence of it happening, but maybe it did. He could dunk, anyway, which is more than I could…

Luigi Datome Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

It turns out all you need to do to get Luigi Datome to produce is to give him a starter’s role. Once you’ve done that, he turns into an angry-looking pizza-eating messiah figure, but instead of giving eternal salvation to all of mankind he just kicks all of their asses instead. The Man-Bun cometh! I…

Enes Kanter 25 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

Enes Kanter stood outside the door of apartment 212. He had come here to Salt Lake City all the way from Oklahoma, and now he was too chicken to even knock on the door. The girl he loved was behind that door, he knew it. But what if things had changed? What if things weren’t…

Erick Green Career High 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

Erick Green = Monta Ellis Lite? Based on this game, and his college career, I’m going to say that’s a fair comparison. I have no idea what the Nuggets are going to look like at the start of next season, but if it doesn’t include Erick Green getting thirty minutes per game at the two-guard…

Troy Daniels Career High 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

You would have thought that a spacing-starved team like the Hornets could have found a place in the rotation for Troy Daniels. I don’t even know what “spacing” is, I’m just repeating jargon that I hear on TV, but Daniels has it coming out of every orifice. My guess is he doesn’t play team defense…

Cole Aldrich Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

It’s over, Knicks fans. It’s over! You can live your lives again free from the persistent anger and frustration that has been clouding your emotions for the past six months. Your season from hell ends in the most appropriate fashion, with a career-high for a player who nobody thought would get any minutes at all….