Imagine how good he would be if his name was Hassan Blackside! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOO! Sorry. How much better can Hassan get, anyway? He’s so good right now, I’m finding it hard to see areas for improvement. He could start hitting free throws, maybe. Or add a midrange jumper game so he can pretend to be…
Read MoreMonth: April 2015
Rudy Gobert Career High 20 Points/17 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
You’re 7 foot nothin’, 200 and nothin’, and you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best professional basketball players in the land for 2 years. And you’re gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of the Utah Jazz. In this life, you don’t have…
Read MoreLangston Galloway Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Langston Galloway and Jahlil Okafor: the next Kobe and Shaq? Short answer: yes. Long answer: hell yes. The only difference is that Langston is actually good as a rookie, unlike Kobe, who couldn’t even manage 26 in a single game during his inaugural season. Other than that, though, the similarities are eerie. Shaq may be…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
This is why we don’t hand out the end-of-season awards based on one good month near the end of the season. Nikola Mirotic killed it in March, scoring tons of points and inviting people to say things like “He contributes to a winning team, what has Andrew Wiggins done? Nikola should be Rookie of the…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
This was a bad time for Ersan Ilyasova to have a good game. Yeah, the Bucks are now in the playoffs in part because of it, but what good is being in the playoffs when your stretch-four won’t have any good games in it? Ersan typically performs well once for every 8 or so that…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 20 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
You guys. I just realized something super sad. Tyson Chandler is getting old. He’s 32; the sand in his hourglass is running low. How much longer can he keep doing what he does? Chris Andersen is even older and still fills the “only dunks” role, but I’m still worried. One day in the near future,…
Read MoreC.J. Miles 30 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
It has come to my attention that there is a very hot female model whose name is CJ Miles. I’m sure that’s fine for you guys, but ever since I swore off women forever, I try not to look at pictures of pretty women. If I ever accidentally see one (like when I’m searhing for…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
Jordan Clarkson lingered in the locker room after the game. The off-season was fast approaching for him and his teammates, and he wanted to enjoy the postgame atmosphere for a little while longer. He closed his eyes as he relaxed in front of his locker, contemplating all that he had accomplished this year, as well…
Read MoreJohn Jenkins 17 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
Call me crazy, but I still think John Jenkins can be a good player in the NBA. Injuries have screwed him over, and he hasn’t gotten a true chance to show what he can do, at least not since the end of his rookie year. The Hawks are too good now to give him the…
Read MoreNoah Vonleh 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2015)
80 games into the season for the Charlotte Hornets, their prized rookie, Noah Vonleh, has finally achieved the fabled “actually good game”. Not just an “okay game” or a “that could definitely have been worse game”, but a real, legit, authentic, “actually good game”. I didn’t think it was going to happen, honestly. Nerlens Noel…
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