If you couldn’t tell from my recently uploaded October/November dunkilation, I am officially on the Kristaps Porzingis bandwagon. I don’t know how any NBA fan couldn’t be. A hypothetical person who could hypothetically find it within themselves to hypothetically not root for a three-point shooting, putback dunking, beanpole rookie from Latvia would hypothetically be a huge dillweed.
Truth be told, I was a little hyped for him before he withdrew from the draft last year. But only in the “wow think of how big a bust this guy is going to be, maybe he’ll be fun to watch while sucking” way. I am sorry for those thoughts now. Just call me a doubting Thomas.
I do not deserve the greatness that Porzingis bestows upon me every night.