With Tyson Chandler silently being really disappointing this season for the Suns and now getting injured because he skipped leg day, someone needed to step up and fill the gaping defensive hole left in his wake.
We all know which guy it was who stepped up: Jon Leuer!
Jon Leuer has been excellent, thrust into the starter’s role after barely playing for several years in the league. I would go so far as to say that… what? Don’t interrupt. I’m talking here.
What do you mean I have the wrong guy? Leuer is a starter! He’s big! What did you say? I’m sorry, I didn’t catch it. Again, please. Alex… what? Lin? That guy is on the Hornets, I’m pretty sure. Speak up. You’re mumbling again. Len? Like singular of lens? Are you sure? Never heard of the guy. Ukrainian, you say? Why don’t you just shut up, you’re trying to make me look stupid again, aren’t you? Listen, I’m the expert here, and I say that Jon Leuer has replaced Tyson Chandler admirably. Don’t try to show me up again, or there will be consequences.
“Alex Len”. Pffft.