No matter how old and run-down Manu Ginobili gets, there is one aspect of him that will never waver: his fans. Those dudes (and a few gals, so the YouTube analytics thing tells me) are dedicated! Manu can have a pedestrian performance, and they will be all over it like ducks on a junebug. It’s…
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Wesley Matthews 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
Wesley Matthews vs. the Wizards = the new Paul Pierce vs. the Raptors? Let’s take a look at the facts. In his last four games against Washington, dating back to his Portland days, he has put up these scoring performances: 28 (tonight), 36, 19, and 28. Those are the facts, and they lead to this…
Read MoreRaymond Felton Triple Double 10 pts/11 asts/11 rebs Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
OFFICIAL 2015 IMPROBABLEST TRIPLE-DOUBLES POWER RANKINGS 1. Raymond Felton [POWER GAP] 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. Brandon Knight 4. Nicolas Batum [POWERER GAP] 15. Russell Westbrook 17. Russell Westbrook 18. Russell Westbrook
Read MoreOtto Porter Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
Otto Porter is slowly becoming the kind of player many thought he could be. Perfect timing, too, just as the Wizards are falling apart around him. John Wall’s jumper is busted, Bradley Beal’s legs are busted, Garrett Temple has never been not busted, Nene is dead, Ryan Hollins, Marcin Gortat is old, and Jared Dudley,…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 20 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2015)
I haven’t been watching the Pistons a whole heck of a lot lately. Brings back memories that I don’t want brought back, you know? I’d prefer to just pretend that Ersan Ilyasova just doesn’t exist. So if someone could tell me how the whole “replicate Dwight’s Magic by surrounding Andre Drummond with a bunch of…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
I’ve got a new meaning for the acronym ESPN: Extra Stupid People Notshowingreplays. Ian Mahinmi has three monster whams in this game. He is basically just whapping it all over folks with no regard for human, animal, plant, or alien life. I jumped out of my chair for each one. These are mega crushers. That…
Read MorePatty Mills 22 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
Tim Duncan sat patiently in the waiting room of San Antonio Paraphilia Rehabilitation. It had been five months since he had taken Patty to this place, but he remembered every detail like it was yesterday. The struggle, the vile words, those things had not bothered Tim too much. But when Patty had been strapped to…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
Nikola “Jock Itch” Jokic: is he really a 44% three-point shooter? Well, he is for now, because he’s 4-of-9 on the season, but that’s not the question. Actually, it is the question, but that’s because I worded it badly. The real question: can Jock Itch sustain 40% from behind the arc or is it a…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 15 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
Frank Kaminsky was getting ready for the game against the Grizzlies, when he noticed a slouched, white-bearded figure in the corner of the locker room, beckoning him. He wondered how he had noticed the man before; the mass of blankets covering him as he sat in a rocking-chair were out of place amongst the athletic…
Read MoreC.J. McCollum 26 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2015)
Remember way back last year, when Ray McCallum was outperforming C.J. McCollum? Damn. How much things can change in a single offseason; Ray is now on a team that is so good that he doesn’t ever get to play, and C.J. is now on a team so bad that he has become a nightly offensive…
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