It’s unfortunate that Mike Scott’s bountiful offensive talents can never be unleashed while Paul Millsap is on the same team as him. Basically, Paul Millsap is just an older and better version of Mike Scott except Mike Scott can’t rebound. Whenever Scott gets minutes, he produces. There just aren’t any minutes in Atlanta for him….
Read MoreMonth: December 2015
J.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Uh, is Ralph Lawler doing okay? His “BINGO”s are getting a little ragged, like he might be becoming mentally unhinged. Usually the “BINGO” is a fun, if slightly annoying, catchphrase said with the enthusiasm of a little boy watching basketball for the first time, but this game Lawler’s voice was almost malicious, like each Redick…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
I always say that I’m going to stop getting hyped by sick games in progress, but I can’t help it. When I see a player drop mondo points in the first half my BHL (Blood Hype Level) will invariably go through the roof even if I am purposely trying to de-hype myself by training my…
Read MorePaul Pierce 20 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
You’re next, Kobe.
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 26 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Watching J.J. Barea play well in Mavericks’ uniform always brings back warm, fuzzy memories of him and Dirk and Tyson winning a chip. Back when everyone still hated LeBron, and Wade was getting comeuppance for being a flopping piece of human garbage. Mark Cuban had a chance to reunite the big three outlined above. Why…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Editor’s Note: ignore any and all occurrences of the 76ers’ commentators saying anything about Nik Stauskas and career-highs. I somehow don’t think they’re talking about him setting a new personal best in field goals made in a single game. Still, a great performance by a guy who had been rotting on the bench for the…
Read MoreDevin Booker 19 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
The Suns’ season is done. Just forget about it, trade everyone except for Devin Booker, and tank so hard that the 76ers will regret ever having won this game when Phoenix gets Ben Simmons. Okay, so maybe not that extreme. Jon Leuer and Archie Goodwin can stay also. Booker-D can be the featured offensive centerpiece…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
Nikola Jokic is slowly making everyone else on the Nuggets irrelevant. After only a few games with Denver, he took away the “Euro That No Nuggets Fan Had Ever Heard of Until He Signed With the Team but Then Turned Out to Be Pretty Good” title from Jusuf Nurkic. Not satisfied with that, he then…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns 24 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
“Do you maybe want to open the present I got for you, Karl?” Karl-Anthony Towns stared dourly at the carefully-wrapped gift that a widely grinning Ricky Rubio held in his hands. He considered his words carefully before responding. “Before we get too hasty with the gift unwrapping, I need to just make sure of one…
Read MoreJarell Eddie 12 Points Wizards Debut Full Highlights (12/26/2015)
OFFICIAL WAYS I THOUGHT YOU COULD SPELL JARELL EDDIE’S FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 1. Jerrell 2. Jerelle 3. Jahrell 4. Jarrel 5. Jarel 6. Jahrelle POWER GAP 23. Djarehl POWER-ER GAP 43. Jarell
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