Is Gordon Hayward even the most attractive player on his own team anymore? He might not be, because newcomer Jeff Withey is in the house and boy are his eyes blue. But Withey is not going to just dance unimpeded to the title of “most attractive Jazzman.” There are a lot obstacles in his way:…
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Jameer Nelson 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2016)
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Read MoreBoris Diaw 20 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)
Boris Diaw carefully lowered himself from the drop ceiling of the bakery. The darkness inside the store was almost complete, save for the faint glow of moonlight drifting in through windows mostly blocked by displays of breads and other baked goods. It had been a challenge for him to get in through the roof; the…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 23 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)
23 points in 17 minutes off the bench? No wonder Jahlil Okafor’s dad was harassing coach Brown from his place in the stands. He, his son, and everyone else were totally robbed of a 40-burger! From now on, Jahlil should stop punching civilians and focus his punches on a different target: the Philadelphia 76ers coaching…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/2/2016)
It’s time for another episode of “DTB’s Honesty Hour”, where DownToBuck sits down with his fans and tells only true things and no lies. Since the Honesty Hour is all about being totally honest about everything, rest assured that the following comment is made with total honesty: This was a Curry-esque performance by Nik Stauskas….
Read MoreAustin Rivers 26 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)
I got all excited when I saw Austin River’s stats for tonight, because, in the darkened neuronal pathways of my feeble mind, it meant that he had had two good games in a row! Neglecting, of course, his 9 point performance between this game, where he scored 26, and Thursday’s game, where he scored 22….
Read MoreRodney Hood Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)
Right now the Jazz are near the bottom of my “teams I actually want to watch sometimes” rankings. Gobert was their most compelling feature; he is dead now, dead and never coming back just like Dante Exum. Gordon Hayward is “eh”, and if he is your teams best player, you need to find a different…
Read MoreDevin Booker 21 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)
Devin Booker is officially good enough that he deseves a nickname that isn’t “Booker-D”. Yeah, Booker-T was a cool wrestler, but do we really want Devin to take his moniker after a guy whose main claim to fame was a tag-team title with frickin’ Goldust? Luckily for the internet, DownToBuck exists, and he is ready…
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