Things that New Yorkers are deluded about:
-How good their pizza is (floppy triangles are unacceptable)
-That anyone wants to visit their overcrowded hellhole (they most certainly do not)
-That their cost of living is reasonable (I can buy a house in Boise for the amount they pay monthly for 200 square feet)
-How good their other first round selection is doing this year (he was shooting 13 percent from three before this game)
-That they will ever find true love in the heartless machine they call home (love is a mirage)
-That James Dolan is ruining the Knicks (actually they are right about this one)