I fear I may have saturated the market for Khris Middleton videos. Nobody watches them anymore even though he’s making a compelling case for being a top five SG in the league. It’s like people don’t even realize that when you click on a Khris Middleton video, you’re going to get a whole bunch of awesome jumpshots. Or maybe people do realize it and they’re just tired of watching it. Either way I’m making these videos and people would rather watch Jae Crowder or Ish Smith or some other garbage I don’t even know.
From now on I’m just going to start making up statlines for Khris when I’m typing the video title. Like total fabrications. If I can trick gullible people into thinking he scored forty or fifty I can get a few more views that way. Maybe I’ll say that he had a triple-double with steals and blocks. Or that he hit seven threes on seven straight possessions. Maybe he did all these things in the same game. I would definitely click on a video that purported to contain such feats even if I was pretty sure it was a fake video.
I don’t usually enjoy lying to people but in this case it’s justifiable.