Sorry for the amount of replays shown in this video. I don’t normally show this many, because lots of the time replays are used as filler to pad out a broadcast, and thus depict substandard plays unworthy of being replayed, but this time they were all justified. Zach LaVine pretty much did highlight-worthy stuff the…
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Karl-Anthony Towns Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
Attention Timberwolves commentators: please stop calling Karl-Anthony Towns “KAT”. Just stop. On a team that can be called the “Wolves”, there is no place for cats. Too much incongruity. Attention Timberwolves commentators whose names are Jim Petersen: please stop talking about advanced basketball stuff including but not limited to: what plays the Timberwolves are running,…
Read MoreJordan McRae 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
It’s time for dudes on 10-day contracts! First some rando named Bryce Dejean-Jones, now some rando named Jordan McRae. I love these type of players, because if they do anything at all on the court, that means they have exceeded expectations. Where do teams find these guys? They’re way more fun than some stodgy old…
Read MoreDevin Booker 21 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)
My question about Devin Booker from an earlier description has been answered! We no longer have to toil in the suffocating ether of ignorance! “Can Devin Booker even grow facial hair?” The answer is yes! It’s not very good facial hair, in fact he hasn’t even managed to achieve the “sparse pubes” look yet, but…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
A viewer of this video will also be a viewer of history. “What historical significance could possibly be contained within a video of Emmanuel Mudiay scoring twenty points?”, you ask, confusion and skepticism combined as one in your voice. “Is DTB stringing me along like he so often does?” No, dear viewer. I am not…
Read MoreGarrett Temple 20 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
We have clearly entered some sort of bizarre dimension which exists separate yet parallel from our own, a dimension where Garrett Temple plays 38 minutes and gets to shoot ten threes. I’m not entirely sure that I wish to continue residing in this dimension, but it appears that it is not my decision to make….
Read MoreNikola Jokic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
First it was rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes. Then it was Dirk Nowitzki vibes. Now, the Nuggets commentators allege that Nikola “Jock Itch” Jokic is in fact giving off Elvin Hayes vibes. I don’t know if Elvin Hayes vibes are necessarily of higher quality than Dirk Nowitzki vibes, but I do know that emanating the vibes…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 26 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
Note to Danilo Gallinari: kindly stop drawing so many free throws. Please, more buckets instead. Aesthetics are a huge part of basketball. Michael Jordan was beloved not only because of his ability to score a ton, but also because of the grace with which he did so. Jumpshots have an inherent beauty to them, making…
Read MoreBryce Dejean-Jones 14 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
I pride myself on knowing who all the players in the NBA are. All of them. Heck, I am ready and waiting to make J.J. O’Brien highlights; a chance to do so has sadly not been afforded to me. What about Stephen Curry, heard of him? Another super obscure player I haven’t gotten to showcase….
Read MoreRyan Anderson Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2016)
In honor of Ryan Anderson tying his career high with 36 net-ripping points, let’s take a look back at what I had to say about him the last time he scored that many, back in late 2013: “Ryan Anderson is a maniac.” Can’t disagree with that assertion. “A total maniac.” Yup, as evidenced by that…
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