Archie Goodwin lay in bed, unable to sleep. His confrontation with Markieff Morris during a timeout was replaying over and over again in his mind. Restlessly, he sat up and composed a text message, knowing that its recipient would doubtlessly be awake as well… http://imgur.com/NQBelKy
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Lou Williams 28 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
I don’t know why everybody has to be all sad about Kobe retiring. The Lakers already have another Kobe waiting in the wings for when the real Kobe is no longer around to do his Kobe things all over the court. I’m talking, of course, about the Kobelicious one himself, Lou Williams. He can dominate…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 19 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
The ESPN-provided commentator for this game can’t stop talking about the potential that Moe Harkless allegedly possesses. I think this happened once before for a national game. It was probably the same guy. On that occasion, the commentator brought up St. John’s at least twice and in general seemed to have an enormous boner for…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 12 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
The best part about making Mario Hezonja videos, other than the insane view counts, is that the MHIDF (Mario Hezonja Internet Defense Force) always shows up to rough up any non-Croatian commentators who doubt Hezonja’s star potential or…gasp…call him a bust. Luckily I have my own defense force (the DTBIDF) who will come to my…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
Jahlil Okafor has been shooting much better since he got a real point guard on his team, that real point guard being Ish Smith. Imagine if he got to play with a REALLY real point guard, as in one that is a consensus starter in the league. On a scale of 1-10, how hard would…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 29 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
Lately DownToBuck has been trying to expand his emerging “Flavors of Favors” brand. Cookbooks must be a low-growth sector or something because I made all these Flavors of Favors cookbooks and guess what, they’re all sitting around in piles in my bedroom. The same marketing that has gotten me 28,000 subscribers apparently can’t even sell…
Read MoreRobert Covington Career High 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
In any NBA season where Stephen Curry was not a participant, 7 threes would be a notable occurence. People would get excited for it, and people would consider the player who hit so many threes to be one of the premiere shooters in the league. But in an NBA season where Stephen Curry IS a…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 28 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
The trade deadline is fast approaching, and you know what that means! Hackneyed trade proposals concocted by fans who think that the GM of every team other than their own is a blithering idiot! It also means that I have some sweet trade ideas for Evan Fournier, because he is never going to win a…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
When you click on a Doug McDermott highlight video, what kind of made shots do you expect? Don’t say dunks. Saying wrong stuff on purpose isn’t funny. You are not funny. I’ll tell you what you expect: three pointers. That is what Dougie McBuckets does. That’s the whole reason he’s in the league in the…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 16 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
We haven’t heard much from Jusuf Nurkic so far this year. He was one of last season’s fun stories, a cocky shot-blocking giant from Bosnia who would get into it with anyone. This year, Denver’s fun story is Nikola Jokic, and general interest in the exploits of the Bosnian Beast is way down. Injuries will…
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