February 2016 – Page 2

Gerald Henderson 19 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

Meyers Leonard sat down next to Gerald Henderson’s locker. “Hey Gerald,” he greeted wearily. Gerald, who was used to Meyers being perkier when talking with his teammtes, could tell something was amiss. “Something on your mind, man?” “Neil really liked LaMarcus, didn’t he?” Meyers asked rhetorically, referring to Blazers GM Neil Olshey. “I think I…

Meyers Leonard 17 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

Meyers Leonard is one of a rare breed: the true center who can shoot threes. Not content to be pigeonholed as a stretch-four, he is a pure stretch-five. He is also soft as tissue paper, but that’s not the point right now. Back to threes-pointers. Boy, is he shooting a lot of them. A little…

Delon Wright 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

Attention aspiring highlight makers: the channel name “delon15” is still available! Perfect if you want to pay homage to both Delon Wright and the immortal YouTube NBA highlight deity dorell15. dorell15 made highlights of all players, but he enjoyed most of all making highlights of Dorell Wright (Delon’s brother, but you knew that already). If…

Jahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

While watching this video, I advise you to not think too hard about how Jahlil Okafor actually looks. I don’t mean in comparison to the average human. I mean how he looks AS a human being. Like, if you start paying attention, it all starts seeming very weird. A lump of meat with four spindly…

Mario Hezonja 13 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

Another case of “DownToBuck sees that such-and-so player has a good amount of points in the first quarter and gets way too excited, imagining point totals for said player that end up being laughably optimistic”. This keeps happening, but can I be blamed for wanting to see Mario Hezonja score 25 or even 30? I…

Aaron Gordon Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

Aaron Gordon showed us lots of stuff in this game. Lots of GOOD stuff. Pretty much his full arsenal of abilities was on display, so much so that it would be quicker to list the stuff he DIDN’T do: Pullup midrange jumpers Any midrange jumpers Free-throw line dunks Windmill dunks Dunks involving the mascot Everything…

Terrence Ross 27 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

Every time I try to write something even vaguely critical of Terrence Ross or even the Raptors as a team, I get a flood of angry Canadians commenting, telling me that I’m wrong and that even if I wasn’t wrong, my team (the Bucks) really sucks so I am not in a position to criticize….

Khris Middleton 26 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

Ever since getting chosen to be in the three-point contest, and even before then, Khris Middleton has kind of been sucking it up from three. He’s still shooting above 40 percent, which is still an elite number, but 45% is just way better and way more elite. He ended up coming in last in the…

Jason Terry 15 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

OFFICIAL OLD NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS [RANKED BY HOW GOOD THEY ARE RIGHT NOW] 1. Dirk Nowitzki 2. Tim Duncan 3. Manu Ginobili 4. Kobe Bryant 5. Paul Pierce [POWER GAP] 6. Vince Carter 7. Jason Terry 8. Andre Miller [POWERER GAP] 9. Rasual Butler???? 10. Pablo Prigioni 11. Chris Andersen 12. Metta World Peace…

Gordon Hayward 27 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

Thanks to a 27-point performance last night, Gordon “Gone Haywire” Hayward has added his name to the list of players this season averaging twenty points per game. That’s an important list to be on for two reasons: 1.) twenty is a nice round number that even really dumb people can comprehend and 2.) only good…