The Pelicans must really be getting desperate. Their season is spiraling out of control, caused by a combination of injuries and Anthony Davis for some reason not being able to carry his team come on you’re supposed to carry your team to the playoffs like a good superstar what are you even doing. Case in…
Read MoreDay: March 12, 2016
Carl Landry 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
This is what I expect out of Carl Landry. Eighteen point games on a regular, consistent basis. All he needs is twenty or twenty-five minutes to do his damage and then his old man body can take a breather on the pine while the younguns undo all the good work he did on the court….
Read MoreTobias Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
I’m happy for Tobes. Really I am. He’s on a team that looks poised for the playoffs. He gets to win while the Magic (not to mention the Bucks) sit around and lose. Not only that, but he is performing way better with the Pistons than he has at any other point in his career,…
Read MoreCorey Brewer 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
Corey Brewer is shooting under 30% from three this year on three attempts per game. Normally I would rag on him hard for shooting all those shots which he clearly can’t make, but at this point I’m at the “acceptance” stage of the process. He’s basically shot 29% from three over the course of the…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe had a hot stretch around December-time and has been pretty quiet since then. However, he still holds the distinction of being the only guy on the Blazers outside of their star-studded backcourt to average more than ten points per game. Aminu is almost there but he’s not quite, so Crabbey Patty…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 17 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
[PSA: AARON GORDON DOES NOT DUNK IN THIS VIDEO] [BONUS PSA #2: AARON GORDON HITS A BUNCH OF JUMPERS IN THIS VIDEO] This is what I remember from Summer League. Endless Aaron Gordon jumpers. With Vucevic and Payton both out this game, somebody needed to take the shots, and who better than the guy with…
Read MoreOtto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
I strap myself into the time travel device, uncertain whether it will operate according to the inputs I have set or if it will malfunction and temporally transport me to some unknown time in the past or future. There is little time to contemplate such worrying possibilities, as the appointed hour grows nearer by the…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 25 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
What happened to the Maarreeesseeee Speights of last season? I remember being pissed that he kept having good games and I kept having to do highlights; now it’s an exciting occurrence if he even scores 12. I want to make fun of that thing on his head, god dammit. Is that why he’s not playing…
Read MoreAlex Len 26 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
Anyone else getting rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes from Alen Len? Please tell me I’m not the only one, because he is emitting, at least to me, some serious rookie-year Pau Gasol vibes. Seriously. Serious vibes are being emitted and I don’t want to be the one everyone thinks is crazy just because they are the…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 17 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
Sorry about all the Jusuf Nurkic free throws to start the video. These are “full” highlights, and I’m contractually obligated to show them. Sucks, but that’s the way it is. If you want to get to the good stuff, skip to 0:27. Examples of the good stuff you will see after that point: -Sick blocks…
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