March 14, 2016 – DownToBuck

Toney Douglas 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

I thought hard about not making this video. It’s probably my last one of the day, and I know, at this late hour, that everyone has forgotten that they ever wanted to see Toney Douglas scoring 22 and finding his teammates 8 times (10 if you consider that diming Kendrick Perkins should count for 3…

James McAdoo 11 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

I’m happy for James Michael McAdoo that he got enough playing time to have highlights made of him at least once this season. Really happy. It’s great. I couldn’t be happier. It’s just that… Why can’t I be making Ognjen Kuzmic highlights instead? McAdoo is fine, but he’s not EXOTIC. Kuzmic is EXOTIC. I understand…

Rodney Hood 28 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Do NBA players even care when they’re on national TV? Or did Rodney Hood just randomly decide that last night would be a good time to absolutely take a dump on LeBron and co.? If Hood wanted to build up his name recognition, scoring 28 points while being aired on ESPN would be a good…

P.J. Tucker Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Over a year after introducting my revolutionary “Tucker Rule” in one of my video descriptions, let’s revisit the idea without bias or partisanship. The first thing to remember about the “Tucker Rule” is that it’s not so much of a “rule” as it is an “alternative scoring system”. Basically, you get points for doing stuff…

Justise Winslow 20 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

It’s easy to see why people are excited about Justise Winslow. Just look at him! He’s the savviest vettest looking 19-year-old rookie I’ve ever seen. When I was 19, I looked like a pale pizza-faced shambling skeleton with pubes on my chin and bags under my eyes. Meanwhile, this dude looks like he could tell…

Andrew Goudelock 11 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Don’t get too hyped for these Andrew Goudelock highlights. You can get hyped for the man himself, just DO NOT get hyped for the video. Because the Rockets’ production crew had to go and screw it all up. Here’s a hint for you jokers in the truck: when there is a play going on, CEASE…

Mirza Teletovic 21 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

There is no reason, NO REASON, why the Suns can’t have Mirza Teletovic and Devin Booker bomb threes like a certain duo on the Warriors. Not just like that, but times two. Twice the three-pointers. No reason. We all know Mirza can launch from downto(Buck)wn with the best of them. He shoots the second most…

Zach LaVine 28 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

This current Timberwolves team is looking a lot like that Thunder team that came up short in the finals: two really good players (Towns and Wiggins or Durant and Westbrook) holding down another really good player (LaVine or Harden). You know what I’m thinking? Trade LaVine to the Nuggets for Gary Harris and some gently…

Enes Kanter 26 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

How many triple-doubles would Russell Westbrook have this season if it weren’t for Enes Kanter? I’m going to be generous and say one, even though I bet the answer is closer to zero. That’s just my gut feeling on the matter. Maybe if someone actually calculated it they’d find that it’s negative, even. Negative triple-doubles….

Donatas Motiejunas 18 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Just going to temper expectations here: there will not be a Donatas Motiejunas post-move-ilation this year. It’s not going to happen. Motiejunas just has been way too injured and ineffective this year for it to be anything other than somewhat sad to watch, were it to be compiled. You’d watch it and be like “this…