Normally if a player has five assists, I wouldn’t show them. Five assists is no longer enough assists for a discerning highlight maker such as myself. In fact, I still cringe when I happen across one of my old videos where I indicate in the title that the player in question had “3 assists” or…
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Otto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2016)
Otto Porter has all the tools to score thirty points in a game and thus grant me a prime opportunity to make a compelling highlight video. However, he has yet to do so in the NBA. Why is that? His jumper is wetter than peeing in a puddle, but he never attempts enough shots to…
Read MoreZach Randolph 26 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2016)
Injuries are the most unfair thing ever. If the Grizzlies make the playoffs and still don’t have Gasol or Conley back, they will probably get smashed up pretty good even if Z-Bo returns to playoff form and scores forty in every game. They just don’t have the talent to compete with another good team that…
Read MoreAlexis Ajinca 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2016)
How does this phrase sound to you: “Alexis Ajinca” Not very exciting, right? Just another basketball player whose only notable attributes are that he’s foreign and gigantic. What about a slightly modified version of that phrase: “First-option Alexis Ajinca” Now we’re talking! It has always been a want of mine (and, surely, also a deeply-held…
Read MoreNemanja Bjelica 14 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2016)
Alright, here’s the deal. Nemanja Bjelica scored 17 points in a game early in the season. For whatever reason, I did not compile highlights of the performance. Mistakes were made, we all have regrets, yada yada blah blah whatever. That’s in the past now. Nothing to be done about it. No use crying over spilled…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2016)
Is it too late for the Mavericks to win the chip this year? Obviously not. All they have to do is make the playoffs as the 8th seed, reverse history by beating the Warriors, and then it’s basically a free ride to a chip. Then it will finally be revealed who the REAL driving force…
Read MoreJames Ennis 13 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (3/30/2016)
I’m sorry. These highlights just really, really suck. I was hyped for James Ennis on the Pelicans, and I still am a bit, but him hitting some threes and tipping in a miss doesn’t make for very good watching. Also, I apologize for not hitting my promised 1-minute duration for any video. Dammit. I just…
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