Do you want to hear something SUPER SPOOKY? If you don’t, I recommend that you stop reading right here, otherwise you might get spooked out of your shorts. [SPOOK GAP – KEEP READING FOR SPOOKS] The last time I made a Norris Cole highlight video, which was five days ago (not like anybody would know…
Read MoreMonth: March 2016
Zach LaVine 21 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/2/2016)
Must be tough for Zach LaVine to lose the dunk contest after winning it the year previous and having been the favorite going in. When your main calling card is dunking, and someone beats you at your own game? Tough. Stephen Curry is doing alright after losing the three-point shootout, but he’s an exception. I…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2016)
You already know all about how Emmanuel Mudiay is doing this year (hint: it’s not good) (extra bonus hint: it’s like historically bad dude oh man it’s so bad), so I’m not even going to go into it. If you’re a Nuggets fan, it would just made you sad to be reminded. If you’re not…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2016)
*YAWN* What’s that you say? D’Angelo Russell scored 24 and had 6 assists? Wow! That’s so exciting. So very exciting. Now, if you don’t mind me, I’ll just head off back to sleep, you can wake me when he scores 40… I mean, he scored 39 in a game! Last game! Almost everything else that…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 21 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2016)
The version of Mario Hezonja that we have now is tentative, scared of making mistakes, and not shooting especially well, even for a rookie. What happened to that cocky Croatian kid from before the draft? The one who was ready to tear up the league and dunk all over everybody? Actually, I don’t need to…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (February 2016 Dunkilation)
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK CHAPTER IV: DOUBTING NAISMITH Once mankind invented the ball, the proverbial snowball began to gather momentum when it came to the development of sports. Precursors to soccer, rugby, cricket, and volleyball all began to be played at various points in antiquity. Many of these newly conceived sports featured few…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/1/2016)
Dënniß ßchrööder can’t really be blamed for the Hawks’ OT loss to the Warriors. Sure, he missed two free throws in the overtime period that would have been nice to have, but he was otherwise blameless. It would have been sweet for the Hawks to end the Warriors’ home winning streak, but it wouldn’t have…
Read MoreAndrew Bogut 19 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (3/1/2016)
Remember when Amar’e Stoudemire destroyed Andrew Bogut’s arm/career? I sure do. Instead of being a nightly 20/10 threat and defensive anchor like he should have been, now Bogues is reduced to being a nightly 5/8 threat and defensive anchor. All thanks to Stoudemire mistaking Bogut for a fire extinguisher and trying to punch him out…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell Career High 39 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2016)
D’Angelo Russell stood at the door, impatient. This was a nice neighborhood, in fact the nicest in the whole Los Angeles area, but still. He was an NBA player, and who knows what could happen to an NBA player standing outside at midnight. He checked his phone, thought about all the fun he could be…
Read MoreAl Jefferson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2016)
It seems like just yesterday that I was reading fawning articles about Al Jefferson revitalizing the Charlotte Bobcats franchise and leading them to the playoffs. Now, I feel like even Charlotte fans forget that he’s on their team sometimes (except for his contract LOL). The team has moved on from him. Kemba Walker is the…
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