March 2017 – Page 4

Darren Collison 23 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4rwJHwk0o Darren Collison has shown enough in his three years in Sacramento, more than enough actually, that some team will pay him a large amount of money to be their new starting ponit guard. They’ll look at his good shooting percentages and his acceptable passing ability and say to themselves “that right there is a…

Joe Ingles 19 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

If you lined up every player in the NBA and asked random people off the street to pick the one guy who wasn’t actually an NBA player, 99% of people would pick Joe Ingles as the impostor. The other 1% would pick Tyler Ulis. But most people would look at The Big Didgeridoo’s flabby arms,…

Rudy Gobert 20 Points/5 Blocks/6 Dunks Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

When Rudy Gobert called out an unnamed teammate or teammates for playing selfishly, who was he referring to? Since I have inside sources in the Rudy Gobert camp (let’s just say that it never hurts to make friends with every sommelier you ever meet), I can shed some light on the situation in the form…

Elfrid Payton 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

All the Magic had to do to make the playoffs this year was go .500. That’s it. Not even that hard of a thing to do, considering the weakness of the Eastern Conference. Granted, the playoff talk from Magic homers wasn’t as strong as previous years, but it was still there a little bit. This…

Jakob Poeltl 12 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

Jakob “Poeltl Sundae” Poeltl is the “solid white bigman” of the next generation. Remember how solid Jeff Foster was? That’s Jakob Poeltl. He’s solid. Or, he will be solid in the future. He’s still working on his solidity. The white part, though, he has down. Definitely. That part of his game is fully-developed. As is…

Cory Joseph 15 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

If you have ever wondered what a double-digit assist game by Cory Joseph looks like, you’re in luck. If you have never wondered what a double-digit assist game by Cory Joseph looks like, you’re still in luck, because you just realized that you did actually want to see such a thing and now it is…

Kristaps Porzingis 25 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2017)

Allow me to indulge in some blatant self-promotion. Not like you have much of a choice. Here’s the deal: I made, last season, a series of three videos depicting ALL of Kristaps Porzingis’ made shots. All of them. Every single ball going into every single hole. It was a fair amount of work, not complaining,…

Nicolas Batum 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

It’s a little bit worrying that the Hornets pulled out to a 23-3 lead early against the Suns and then ended up seeing the lead cut down to four in the fourth quarter. It sort of calls into question their playoff-worthiness; then again, most of the things they’ve been doing since January have called into…

James Johnson 20 Points/6 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

I recently learned why James Johnson looks so gaunt all the time: he’s lost about forty pounds since the start of the season. The James Johnson who I had grown used to, the one with pudge all over his body, the one with a jolly face that often was being stuffed with cupcakes and cheeseburgers,…

Andre Iguodala 20 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/26/2017)

Andre Iguodala’s usage is the lowest it’s ever been, 10%, as he takes a back seat on this Warriors team. Even when he joined the Warriors initially, he always deferred to the team’s superstars, but the effect is more pronounced now, and the only reason he’s put up any stats this year at all is…