November 2018 – Page 5

Nikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)

I’m starting to get the feeling that something is wrong with the Pelicans. They’re fresh off a season that ended with them getting almost swept in the playoffs, but not before they themselves swept a team out of the playoffs. A playoff series win and a superstar (Anthony Davis you dummies, who did you think…

Robert Covington 24 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)

I was so sad when I saw that Robert Covington was traded from the 76ers. He was, like, the ORIGINAL process. He was the first of all the random scrubs that Hinkie cycled through his team to turn into something good. He wasn’t the most key member of their final iteration, but he had seen…

Doug McDermott 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)

Indiana is the fifth team in three years for Doug McDermott. Normally a journeyman like that doesn’t get a long contract, but the Pacers apparently liked him enough to give him a 3-year deal for 22 million dollars. 7,333,334 dollars the first two years, and a significant downgrade to 7,333,333 dollars the last year. Kind…

Kyle Korver 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/26/2018)

I don’t even have to say the trade I’m thinking about right now that would benefit everybody. Kyle Korver is one of the pieces in this one-for-one swap. That’s all I’m saying. You know what I’m thinking. The Cavaliers don’t seem to have much use for Mr. Fourth-Korver at the moment. There’s no LeBron around…

Ryan Arcidiacono Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2018)

Ryan Arcidiacono: the American Steve Nash? The fact that I’m even typing it out like this means the answer is obviously yes. You could reverse the concept and say Steve Nash was the Canadian Ryan Arcidiacono, but that doesn’t seem as correct, somehow. Which is weird, because the sentence has all the same parts and…

Marc Gasol 27 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

King DTB sat at his throne, projecting an image of calm confidence, but inside his heart, he felt neither calm nor confident. Banishing the man called Marc Gasol to the dungeons had been a necessary step, taken to ensure that his rule over Deeteebeenia would remain steady, but the man’s brash impudence had left its…

Jarrett Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

A Jarrett Allen dunkilation is definitely happening this season. For sure. He’s on pace for somewhere around 175 dunks, assuming he doesn’t suffer a devastating afro injury that takes him out for multiple months. I’m just concerned that the quality of the dunkilation will suffer due to the lack of posters that Allen is generating….

Landry Shamet 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

With his 8.2 points per game, Landry “Shamwow” Shamet is the best-scoring outside-the-lottery player in last year’s draft. He’s also the ninth highest-scoring player in the draft overall. The Sixers might be missing out on Zhaire Smith and whatever he would be doing, but at least they uncovered a guy with the 26th pick that…

Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

View counts on my recent Joe Ingles highlight videos have been adequate, but they should be higher. Need I remind the fine citizens of Australia that there is a law in your land that mandates the viewing of at least one (1) Joe Ingles highlight video per day? This video is the perfect one to…

DeAndre’ Bembry 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2018)

Let’s just get the truth out there for everybody to see: this video depicts the best game that DeAndre’ “Extraneous Apostrophe” Bembry has had in his professional career. Sixteen points, a career high, on efficiency that is relatively unheard of for Bembry (seven of ten from the floor). Not only did Bembry have his best…