Is anybody else surprised that the Phoenix Suns don’t have Fulton Homes as their logo patch? Instead, they have PayPal. You would think that, with Fulton Homes ruining the Suns’ broadcast by forcing the commentators to say some stupid marketing line, they would want to make the ruination complete by getting their logo in front of all the television viewers.
Then again, Fulton Homes is apparently so cheap that they can only donate a hundred bucks every time a Suns player hits a three. This year, the Suns are only making about ten threes a game, so that’s a thousand smackeroos per game. If the Phoenix housing market is bubbling like the rest of the housing market in the American west, then the average home they build sells for probably $400,000, and I’m sure there’s a comfortable profit margin in there somewhere. They could probably pay half a season’s worth of three-point charity donations just by selling one house.
So, we’ve determined Fulton Homes is a really cheap company. Now that we know that, it makes sense that they wouldn’t want to shell out millions of dollars to get their logo patch on the jerseys. They’re probably also too cheap to buy naming rights to the arena so they can rename it “The Fulton Homes Forum”. They’d rather drive us all insane by making us listen to their fake philanthropy spiel all game, every game.
Sorry Troy Daniels, but your only mention in this description is gonna be a token mention right at the very end.