Cody Zeller 21 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2018)

Cody Zeller has shown that he can throw down power pumps when he wants do. He’s had some sick poster dunks in the past, including one already this year from a month ago, so why is he content to do the wimpiest dunks ever? I think he’s taking the ability to dunk for granted, or isn’t relishing the ability to do so like he should.

If I could dunk (pro-tip: find an elementary school with lowered rims and go to frickin’ town, it’s fun as heck), you can bet I would do it as hard as I could every time, and with a big smile on my face too. But Zeller, he sometimes just does the bare minimum to get the ball in the hole. Some of these can barely be called “dunks”. He needs to realize that not everyone can dunk, that it’s a rare gift extended only to a select few, and that he needs to at least look like he’s having a little bit of fun while doing it.

He did have one good dunk tonight, which makes it even worse. I can barely enjoy these 21-point highlights because of how jealous I am of his tall-ness and jumping-ness. At least I can say that I can shoot more threes than him, even if once I get out to NBA range it turns into more of a “chuck” than a “shot”.

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