Since I don’t know anything about Jevon Carter, I’m going to go ahead and assume that you don’t know anything about him either. And, since I’m always looking out for the best interests of my subscriber base, I have already gone on a fact-finding expedition that reached far across the internet, with the goal of finding facts about the nebulous enigma that is known by his human name “Jevon Carter”. Behold the list of facts I have discovered and peruse it for your edification:
-He looks kind of like Vince Carter
-He also looks old, but he’s only 23. I expected him to be one of those 28-year-old rookies who’s been in the G-league for way too long.
-He played all four years at West Virginia university. The last player from there to appear in an NBA game was Devin Ebanks. Before that it was Joe Alexander (LOL[lots of laughs]).
-His name is spelled “Jevon”, not “Javon” or “Jevaughn”.
-He is capable of dunking
-He is allegedly a defender, but DTB does not care about defense, so these claims remained unexamined
-He is afflicted by a rare condition (ungiculus megacrementum) where his fingernails grow four times faster than those of a normal adult male
Now both you and I are educated on the topic of Jevon Carter. You’re welcome.