April 2019 – Page 26

Luka Doncic 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

I thought Luka Doncic was supposed to be injured, but he clearly played at least some minutes in this game (I challenge anybody to score 27 points in zero minutes of playing time – it’s simply not possible), so he must not be as injured as I assumed. You know that Rick Carlisle wouldn’t play…

Joe Ingles Career High 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Everybody knows that Joe Ingles has a wife. He has a wife and she’s pretty cute. Not crazy hot like a supermodel, but cute in a sporty way. All of those are well-established facts which cannot be disputed. My question is, does Ingles have a best friend who’s a dude? And if he doesn’t, how…

Grayson Allen 14 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

I’ll be forthright and honest with you: I’m making this Grayson Allen video because I want to get more views on my videos. If that means ignoring fifteen or twenty better performances (stats-wise) than this one, then so be it. I’m willing to withstand a few disgusted unsubscribers if it means that a bunch of…

Lonnie Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

We were robbed of Lonnie Walker’s rookie year by a meniscus tear he sustained prior to the beginning of the season. Of course Walker’s rookie season is still happening; he’s played in a few games, so it’s not like we were literally robbed like we were with Blake Griffin once upon a time. But we’ll…

Walt Lemon Career High 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Sometime between his debut with the Bulls and this game, which is only four days later, Walt Lemon ditched the headband. Usually, headbands convey some sort of increased skill level to the wearer. That’s why many players wear them. That’s why I wear them (that and the flyaway strands of my long hair get in…

Mario Hezonja Career High 29 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

Mario Hezonja was sitting on the team plane when he felt an inexplicable feeling overtake his body. After a few seconds spent feeling like he was being jostled by gentle ocean waves, the sensations became mental rather than physical as they directly entered his mind. Somehow feeling compelled by this strange, but soothing, sensation in…

Jarred Vanderbilt 10 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

It’s shameful for me to admit, as a supporter of all scrubs in the NBA, but this is the part of the season where I start losing track of which ten-day players are on which teams and which two-way players have been called up. A lot of names come and go without so much as…

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 23 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

I have, in all my years of making Kentavious Caldwell-Pope highlight videos, never actually gotten hyped for him. Even on the few occasions where he scored thirty-plus points, I don’t remember ever feeling even a twinge of hype anywhere in my body. There’s nothing about him that excites me. Since the Lakers aren’t going to…

Jerami Grant 22 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

If Jerami Grant had been this good a scorer for the Thunder, like, two years ago, would they have even made the Carmelo Anthony trade? I get that, at the time, it seemed like the Thunder were acquiring a “star”, but they didn’t even get much more production out of Carmelo that season (16 PPG)…

Alex Caruso 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/2/2019)

Russell Westbrook may have had a 20-20-20 game while matched up against Alex Caruso, but Caruso had something even better: a performance unsullied by blatant statpadding. He “only” had 15 points and 7 assists (and 2 rebounds), which at first glance seems way worse that Westbrook’s statline, but all of his stats came within the…