With this 7-of-15 performance from the field, Jordan Poole is OFFICIALLY shooting over 30% from the field this season. He has shown real improvement over the past couple games as his role increased with the departure of Glenn Robinson III and Alec Burks. He still has those absolute dud games, but the games where he…
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Robert Covington 20 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
As the trade deadline approached, Robert “Processed Cheese” Covington was widely viewed as one of the major pieces that would be available to the highest bidder. Minnesota had no need for a 3-and-D role-player since they were in absolute free-fall at the time of the deadline; meanwhile, every single contender (EVERY SINGLE ONE) would be…
Read MoreJuan Toscano-Anderson 10 Points/5 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
The most exciting thing that happened in this game was probably that Juan Toscano-Anderson pretty much posterized one of the mop-dudes whose job it is to clean up all the man-sweat that is constantly defiling the hardwood. This particular mop-dude wasn’t mopping, but rather wiping. And then he was getting posterized by an NBA player…
Read MoreAlec Burks 19 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
I wish I could put “Sixers Debut” in the title of this video, but Alec Burks’ first game with his new team already happened, and it sucked: 2 points in 14 minutes way back before the All-Star break even happened. How are people supposed to remember occurrences from that far back anyway? I could put…
Read MoreJeff Green 17 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
It was just a matter of time before some good team swooped in and picked up Jeff Green. His play with the Jazz was not very inspiring (what even happened there?), but anyone who saw what he did with the ‘Zards last season knew that he could still score the ball at a decent level….
Read MoreTyus Jones 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
I’m still wracked by guilt over the fact that Tyus Jones’ impressive debut for the ‘Zlies – 15 points, 7 assists – came and went without receiving a highlight video from DTB (an acronym which, I have now come to understand, stands for Disrespects Tyus’ Ballerness). Every day, and especially every night, the thoughts of…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 18 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
You wanna hear something funny? Kent Bazemore is getting paid nineteen million dollars this season to average 8/4/1 on 35% shooting. The reason that fact is more funny than sad is because this is the last year of the Bazed God’s contract. It doesn’t matter that he’s taking up a whole lot of the Kings’…
Read MoreDe’Anthony Melton Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
De’Anthony Melton AKA DeMelto Anthony just amassed a career high in points by scoring nine points in the final 23 seconds of the game. Obviously some very weird things have to happen in order for a player to put up a scoring burst that, while not really rivaling T-Mac’s 13 in 33 seconds in terms…
Read MoreBruce Brown 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
Bruce Brown basically floatered the Bucks to death in this game. “Death” might not be the right word because the Bucks won the game and the Pistons lost, but he did hit at least four of those dang things (maybe more, but my mind is so full of rage that I can’t think clearly). Longtime…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 22 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)
I got a much-needed reprieve from this dude over All-Star break, but now that’s over and Miles Bridges is back to his old tricks of consistently scoring roughly twenty points per game without fail, thus causing a relapse of my chronic MBFS (Miles Bridges Fatigue Syndrome). I first felt my MBFS coming on at the…
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